Wanking Tips

[The_Munchmaster]

For those of you who do not live in LOS and live in countries where it is difficult to get your leg over on a regular basis, e.g., Afghanistan, England, Australia, or if you're married and only get it once a month (if you're lucky) then here are some tips on how to improve your bishop bashing technique:

 

"Most men wank the same way. Try something different for a change.

 

Wanking Tip 1

 

Take more time when wanking to build up the energy more slowly. Try wanking over 30 minutes.

 

Wanking Tip 2

 

Relax when wanking. See where you hold tension and release this. Check for tension in the legs. This will allow you to build up more energy without coming.

 

Wanking Tip 3

 

Breathe more when wanking. This will make the energy stronger and you could have orgasms with no ejaculation.

 

Wanking Tip 4

 

Make sounds of pleasure when wanking. This allows the energy and pleasure to flow through your body.

 

Wanking Tip 5

 

Touch other parts of your body when wanking to again spread the pleasure. Try your nipples.

 

Wanking Tip 6

 

Try wanking dancing or standing and moving your hips.

 

Wanking Tip 7

 

Try touching your anus when wanking. For the more advanced you can touch your prostate from inside your anus. This can give very intense orgasms.

 

Wanking Tip 8

 

Wank in front of a mirror and love yourself and your body."

 

I don't know who wrote this, but I might try #5 and throw in a few pleasure sounds while I'm at it.

 

[zob65]

I lay on my arm wait until it goes dead then do it feels like someone else is doing it! Want a threesom lay on both arms.

 

working in Nth Africa does this to you!

[teddy]

Zob Wanking

[Torneyboy]

For those of you who do not live in LOS and live in countries where it is difficult to get your leg over on a regular basis, e.g., Afghanistan, England, Australia, or if you're married and only get it once a month (if you're lucky) then here are some tips on how to improve your bishop bashing technique:

 

"Most men wank the same way. Try something different for a change.

 

Wanking Tip 1

 

Take more time when wanking to build up the energy more slowly. Try wanking over 30 minutes.

 

Wanking Tip 2

 

Relax when wanking. See where you hold tension and release this. Check for tension in the legs. This will allow you to build up more energy without coming.

 

Wanking Tip 3

 

Breathe more when wanking. This will make the energy stronger and you could have orgasms with no ejaculation.

 

Wanking Tip 4

 

Make sounds of pleasure when wanking. This allows the energy and pleasure to flow through your body.

 

Wanking Tip 5

 

Touch other parts of your body when wanking to again spread the pleasure. Try your nipples.

 

Wanking Tip 6

 

Try wanking dancing or standing and moving your hips.

 

Wanking Tip 7

 

Try touching your anus when wanking. For the more advanced you can touch your prostate from inside your anus. This can give very intense orgasms.

 

Wanking Tip 8

 

Wank in front of a mirror and love yourself and your body."

 

I don't know who wrote this, but I might try #5 and throw in a few pleasure sounds while I'm at it.

 

I see you have put a lot of thought and effort into this research...you wanker..

 

[The_Munchmaster]

What has a kangaroo wanking got to do with Zobs numb arms technique?

[The_Munchmaster]

Thanks :thumbup:

[Torneyboy]

Your'e welcome

[chuckwoww]

Do Tips # 1, 5 & 7 count as foreplay?

[Bangkoktraveler]

Regards the latter part of #7, pick your nose before this, not afterwards.

[MooNoi]

Be best to ask the married guys on the board about wanking tips wouldn't it?