Mark Posted May 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Yeh maybe after snorting 500ml of vitamin V, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschool Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Of course I'd shag a midget! Hell once my wife caught me shagging a midget & went on & on about how I promised i'd stop cheating on her. I told her "for fucks sake, can't you see i'm cutting back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAT_AUSSIE Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 What wrong with midget fucking? you think midgets dont get horny? I think this is a bullshit story but a friend was telling me that somewhere in cambo there's a bunch of blind chicks who are like famous for thier BJ capabilities and quite sought after. A blind midget! now there's a package... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'd also shag a disabled girl, if she had big tits. There was one girl on the short-lived BBC series El Dorado... I'd probably shag a girl with no legs too. I can't see lack of legs putting me off. :thumbup: The tricky one would be if technology got to a point where people could be cloned and their bodies kept alive without heads. I'm not 100% sure I'd shag a headless girl. But, again, if I saw the tits and they were really good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAT_AUSSIE Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 One of my mates shaged a farang girl without legs once, in the back of his car. She had lost her legs from the knees down. I asked him what it was like, he told me it was like rowing a boat... FA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidel Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I dunno if I'd shag a midget. They are kind of deformed, aren't they? Funny this topic should come up now cos on Friday night, for the very first time, I actually met and hung out with a midget, a male one. Two friends came round to my place, and when I opened the door I looked down and saw a third guy, a midget named Abed. To tell you the truth I was a little taken aback. The guy was about 3 feet tall, when he sat on my couch (he had to kind of climb up), his feet came nowhere near touching the ground, and he couldn't reach the ashtray on the coffee table, had to put it beside him on the couch. He's a top bloke though, good laugh, and there were plenty of "midget moments", throughout the evening. We went bowling, he had to use the children's bowling balls. Out of 6 players, I scored higher than only him, coming 5th. Later we went for dinner. The waiter asked, "How many, sir? Six or seven?", my mate replied "Six and a half.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 bibblies, "....disabled girl, if she had big tits." As one of my favorite posters....your post above made me remember an old joke: Q: What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? A: Getting her back in the wheelchair after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'd also shag a disabled girl, if she had big tits. There was one girl on the short-lived BBC series El Dorado... I'd probably shag a girl with no legs too. I can't see lack of legs putting me off. :thumbup: The tricky one would be if technology got to a point where people could be cloned and their bodies kept alive without heads. I'm not 100% sure I'd shag a headless girl. But, again, if I saw the tits and they were really good... Your a sick fucker...... I like it I want to make a deep throat porn flick with one of them Burmese long neck karen birds. I'd pay 100 K to film me in a 3s up with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Kev Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Ages ago, back in Clinton Plaza days, there was a for-real midget who worked in Yahoo bar. I had a regular there, and eventually got around to doing a couple of her friends, but never the wee one. Gotta admit, I actually did fantasize about it. She had full-sized, grown-up titties and I used to get a kick out of watching her sort of vault up onto barstool. Wonder where she is these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babbafat Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Ages ago, back in Clinton Plaza days, there was a for-real midget who worked in Yahoo bar. I had a regular there, and eventually got around to doing a couple of her friends, but never the wee one. Gotta admit, I actually did fantasize about it. She had full-sized, grown-up titties and I used to get a kick out of watching her sort of vault up onto barstool. Wonder where she is these days. I keep her in my suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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