Mekong Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Masturbation Leads to Jail Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 The deputy said it was the third time she had caught Alexander masturbating, and she had had enough. Three times...she was having a good look then,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Did you see the perp? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0725071lee1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 'He was prosecuted after a female sheriff's office deputy witnessed him performing the sex act in his cell in Broward County, Florida, last November' she could have given him a hand..... '"Did you call a Swat team?" "I wish I had," the deputy replied' why bother with a SWAT Team?,this sounds like the excuse to withdraw all Troops from Iraq. surely stopping someone having a wank is more important to National Security?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 ...very sad the police/guards don't have more to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 ...very sad the police/guards don't have more to do! They could always get someone to watch the deputy. Make sure she doesn't play with herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 This never happened when Barney Fife was on the job. Women deputies ... hmmmf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Isn't that a cruel and unusual punishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 "...Ms McHugh asked the 17 prospective jurors who among them had never masturbated. No hands went up..." Maybe their hands were ah, "busy...?" What is a woman doing in a man's prison anyway? Do they let men work in women's prisons watching the masturbate? and how many men would complain if they did see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 It looks like a job for Judge Thompson... http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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