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OK, well, I did a quick flash through Osaka and here's the highlites.

 

-- Ame-Mura is still one of the best people watching places on the planet (even better than Shibuya or Harijuku IMHO). And had I some more time, I would have been able to easily pick up a gal (non-P4P) there. Many friendly, if shockingly dressed gals wandering about there.

 

-- Good fun trying to crack the cosplay culture in Japan. Why? Cuz new GF and Nervous Dog's wife (no, not the same gal LOL) both wanted some Japanese sexy costumes (Sailor Moon, Geisha, Cat Woman, etc) -- their idea, not ours, jing jing. I ended up at Mandrake in Umeda (amongst other small places), which is housed in a wonderfully seedy neighborhood. Worth exploring much more my next tripo. Yes, the costumes were found (not cheap at 7k-15k yen tho').

 

-- Snack karaoke. Enuff said! The Tiger loves his Snakus.

 

-- Tin's Hall. Had the weirdest night in most recent memory there. A couple, in their mid-50s, sat next to me. The woman, who was still very attractive (ala Tina Turner or Joan Collins in the 80s) was deffo flirting with me. Drinks flowed, conversation flowed (as good as it could be with my crap Nihon-guo and their crap Ay-guo). The woman kept getting up and hugging me, sucking on my earlobe and neck and playing with my balls, saying "I'm your Mommy." I would have done her for the novelty value, but her male companion abruptly pulled the plug and drug her outta there. Regardless of that, cheap drinks, great food (damn fine burgers indeed!), and great staff (Ten, Hiro and Nobu are aces!). A fine local.

 

-- The gals waiting outside of the JR station *are* on the make, per my Japanese friends. That makes the high school gals flirting with me as I watched the buskers play music slightly alarming (for several trips now, but I never went there as I was afraid to be misunderstood, now I am wary to be understood LOL), and slightly exciting at the same time...

 

OK, they just called my flight, so maybe I'll add to this later. Or not.

 

Cheers,

SD

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Ya gotta love the packaging for this seifuku school girl uniform:

 

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And in case you were not sure that is was real school uniform, note the depiction of the actual skirt length in the lower left :grinyes: :

 

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The best bit is that this was purchased not at a sex shop, but at a normal department store. Well, not just any departo, but the best one in the world IMHO, Tokyu Hands. They have everything a department store usually has, PLUS stuff you never knew you needed...like a lifesize inflatable pig; a statue of a black guy with an orange 'fro; Rat Fink bar stools ( :up: :up: tres kewl); metallic silver "Ziggy Stardust" boots with a 10" sole; leopard print cowboy hat and a fuzzy pink Fedora; a fine selection of bongs...

 

Did I mention the stop in the "doubles" blow job bar? Y6k for thirty minutes on a sofa with two girls, 15 minutes each (tho' they are both there the full 30). You're supposed to cum twice and they swallow. Decent looking (no stunners, no dogs) 18-23ish J-girls, no imports. Can't describe exactly where, as I kinda stumbled onto it, wasn't exactly sure what it was and only went inside because of the cute female tout (the menu pricelist was reasonable, so I thought, "why not give it a go?"). I was pleasantly surprised, since I did not really know what to expect. It's in Shinsaibashi anyway, I'm sure I could find it again when I go back.

 

Cheers,

SD

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It depends upon the neighborhood, your observations and your character. Just be friendly, smile and don't be afraid to try something even tho' you're not sure what it is (like I did and found the blow job bar -- I kinda figured it was a "pink industry" place cuz of the neighborhood and how the she-tout was dressed, then I was sure when I scanned the menu, tho' I couldn't read most of it). I am not great at speaking Japanese and I actually read more (well, the Kanji character set) than I can speak.

 

But in my experience, there's plenty of sex available for gaijin. Learn about the pink industry from a Japanese or local gaijin and dive on in. Of course, there's at least 10x that amount available for the Japs. And some of those restrictions seem seem to be slowly evaporating, but stereotypes die hard.

 

Cheers,

SD

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Talk about white elephants. The KIX airport is a huge place, but never very busy. Last night, my ass-kicker of a flight (TG673) left there at 0125. I was not sure of the last train to KIX from Tennouji, but guessed well, getting to the station at 2245 for the 2252 train. The last train. Schew!

 

At KIX, the place was deserted. The only people there were in the TG check-in line. One immi station open.

 

The flight arrives at BKK at 0525. It was only 50% full, so no dramas getting to the immi counter, breezing through (no check of the stamps in my passport this time), and fighting through the Indians (three flights of 'em land at the same time) to get to my baggage carousel. As usual, my bags were amongst the first dozen off. The customs guy wanted to x-ray my bags, but then changed his mind. :dunno:

 

I found the new taxi stand on the arrivals level (thanks Cava!) and off home. Git there before 0600. Slept until ~1600! Now going out to Ad Makers with the gal and back home to try out that schoolgirl kit :hubba: :sex: :hubba: :grinyes: !

 

Cheers,

SD

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Here's a teaser. Others in the sponsor's section...

 

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I think the uniform works; she about killed me tonight! My heart thankfully has finally settled into normal sinus rhythm so I can go to sleep. Thank God GF has a curfew and has to be home by midnight (GF's Mom called at 0020 and I had to pak wan to her cuz she was late...)

 

Cheers,

SD

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6,000 yen for two girls giving blowjobs? i highly doubt that as basically its thai prices in japan. ive been here 11 years and ive neevr heard of anywhere near that cheap or that type of service. me thinks u r lying to try and impress everyone on this board. if ur not lying then give directions to this place seeing as though uve disregarded my PM.

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I wasn't sure how much 6k (Yen) was so did a conversion to about 1,500bht (rounded, as not in the eyes), but it was a bit of a shock as I expected it to be a lot more (being Japan).....& that would be very cheap (on the McD's scale of things)....has anyone else had the same (good) experiences as the Tiger?....or maybe you just got a huge discount for being the next "star" on an up-coming "youporn" production (Tiger and the School Girls). I will look around and let you know!

 

BTW the dress looks fabulous...maybe a lot of spanking going on for a few weeks to cum.

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