Coss Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 has planted a seed that makes me think, my shy one may be on our team, so to speak. Below are the words I have relayed thus far. --- "This was an interesting night, I can safely say, I never had intercourse with that woman. Now I have to describe her, tallish, slim, firm but small tits, very long hair, and a beautiful visage. Without the actual penetration, we were very busily engaged, manually, orally and what do you call it when she's humping your knee, and elbow and foot? Multiple happy endings on both sides of the gender divide, about an hour's sleep and she's at it again. In the morning I could barely stand. Now I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin, being 25 and not ugly. So my only guess is she's had a rape or disease or some such that has frightened her of that actual act. And by far and away the most enjoyable thing was the GFE. Not proffered as a seeming duty, as some tend to do, but genuinely and sweetly given. She was expecting my contact details, but I knew that if I gave them, I'd be on the slippery slope. So I just told her, see you in a year. & Shave me baby, my too shy, but affectionate darling, as part of Farang 101, was only too delighted to shave me (my face not my pleasure tackle) and did a very good job, and this was when I found she a had a little more English than none and that she'd don "Beauty and Hair" as she put it." --- And now the seed has been sown, I remember the door being locked when showering, the towel that wouldn't come off for quite some time, the skittishness at first around the pussy - all of these give me pause for thought Now if she's not a she, I'm going to have to call him Gary. Nice name that. However, I'm having my best operative and his trusty supermodel sidekick and translator look into this on my behalf. So with luck I can report back in a week or two, on whether or not I have managed to attain the required level of deviance to merit an expression of interest from Ramon. Cheers Coss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 OMG Gary does have a nice "ring" to it, but aren't you leaving youself open to debate as to whether it should be one "r's" or two???? hehehehehe!!!! Given the neck of the woods you spend a considerable amount of time in.....wouldn't RAMsay be a more appropriate name selection??? LOL.... Can't wait to read the report from your "Man in Black".....55555...It's got a touch of the Somchai Bond's about it... Would Love to be a "Fly on the wall" during the investigation... ...Are you sure "Your Man" can be trusted to carry out the mission....it may require close inspection to verify or quash speculation....will his trusty side kick...hold the torch for the inspection... OMG...the mind boggles!!! Hope you put your faith in a very trusted friend....or someone on a tight leash.... Good luck...keep us posted Cheers DC How soon till we hear the sordid details???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 You're a funny fella you are, trust me, when the issue of whether or not it's Goi or Gary has been resolved, you'll be the first to know. Cheers Coss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 ....and what do you call it when she's humping your knee, and elbow and foot?.... I have absolutely no idea?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Dunno about "First".....lol... maybe second Cheers DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 ....and what do you call it when she's humping your knee' date=' and elbow and foot?....[/quote']I have absolutely no idea?! Yeah , it's been annoying me, I know that there must be a term, so courtesy of Wiki woo, here it is: Frottage Frottage, more commonly known as dry humping, is the act of achieving sexual pleasure with a partner or partners, whether naked or clothed, without penetration. This can include using almost every part of the body, including the buttocks, the breasts, abdomen, thighs, feet, hands, legs, and sexual organs. Frottage can include mutual genital rubbing, sometimes called genito-genital or GG rubbing and most of the other forms of non-penetrative sex. There are many reasons a couple may choose frottage. The most common reasons are as a form of foreplay before intercourse or as a method to achieve sexual gratification without the more sexually explicit (and in some circumstances, forbidden) oral or vaginal sexual intercourse. Often young people will use frottage as an earlier stage of sexual intimacy before more explicit contact is desired, or as a substitute to intercourse to maintain a higher degree of chastity. Also, frottage can be done without getting undressed, and perhaps this is preferable. Panties, bras, pantyhose, socks, or stockings can aid in sexual arousal and stimulation. Lap dances often involve clothed frottage. A modern dancing style which involves partners rubbing their clothed bodies on one another is called "grinding," "freaking," or "Sandwich dancing" and in Caribbean cultures where it is more accepted, it is referred to as "wining" or "flexing", known in the Spanish speaking territories as "perrear" ("dogging"). Much of West Indian music (esp. Jamaican Dancehall and Trinidad and Tobago's Soca, pronounced SOH-cah) makes frequent references to this style of dance. Cheers Coss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Thanks for that. :thumbup: Very enlightening. Could having a wank be called 'Self Frottage' :question: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Doesn't sound like much fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I've never understood lap dancing, all look and no touch? Bloody teasing that is. And then you have to pay? as much as you would for full service? Nup, don't understand. Cheers Coss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 ....And then you have to pay? as much as you would for full service? Nup, don't understand.... A lap dance in the UK costs £10. I'm sure full service would cost a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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