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[Faustian]

I thought OH was the proud custodian of the gay-o-meter, I hear he gives it a good polish everyday...

 

Mine is a poor imitation, made from fake designer label gear from Sukhumvit and double sided sticky tape...but it still knows gay when it sees it! And your post registered a 9.0!

[Faustian]

Not just anyone can sit and judge gayness. It takes years of practice and training. Now I shall rule on this matter.

 

 

While of course the phrase "...You'd like my livingroom then..." could indeed be taken in a very gay way, we must of course consider the context of this. If uttered with a slight dip of the head, while throwing the wrist back, indicating that you are proud of your decor, then yes, very gay indeed.

 

If Uttered then followed up with "...stop by and check it out..." with the dip and wrist back, most definitely gay. You see, gays use secret code words to identify eachother. and they change them frequently, and by geographic locale. For example, this week in Spokane, the code phrase is "...hey lumberjack, that's a big axe..."

 

Now in the context it was said, and as it was said to me, of course it is not gay.

 

I must once again warn all against making amateur rulings.

 

I bow down (but not in a gay way) to your esteemed wisdom, insight and experience in these matters.

 

[gobbledonk]

OH, is it gay to :

 

a. anally penetrate a post-op Katoey ?

b. anally penetrate a pre-op Katoey without touching said Katoey's male apparatus at any time ?

c. allow either (or both) of the above to gobble your rampant manhood whilst you look at porn depicting sex between men and (real) women ?

 

I'm only asking because my, er, friend did all these things on a recent trip to the LOS and now he's really worried that he may have crossed some line that will see him spending buying the Brokeback Mountain DVD. Poor bastard.

[frede]

OH, USV and Fraustian

 

I agree with all judgements, rulings and warnings above with the exception of Fraustians faulty gay-o-metre 9.0 ruling.

 

As pointed out by chief presiding Judge, The right honourable OH, said gay-o-metre is infact the sissy of gay-o-metres and must be decommissioned.

 

Fraustian, I suggest that you are taken under OH's wing (in an obviously non-gay way) and learn the true craft, IF, indeed you intend to make further rulings.

 

 

If not, there is no place for a layman's ruling. (Note: the term 'layman' should be placed on the 'to be changed and rephrased' list. As it has, very gay connotations).

 

 

 

[Julian2]

OH, is it gay to :

 

a. anally penetrate a post-op Katoey ?

b. anally penetrate a pre-op Katoey without touching said Katoey's male apparatus at any time ?

c. allow either (or both) of the above to gobble your rampant manhood whilst you look at porn depicting sex between men and (real) women ?

 

I'm only asking because my, er, friend did all these things on a recent trip to the LOS and now he's really worried that he may have crossed some line that will see him spending buying the Brokeback Mountain DVD. Poor bastard.

You don't need OH for something as simple as this, the answer is that all those years you spent with women you were lying to yourself.

Faggot.

[Old Hippie]

All of course depends on whether or not you really knew what you were doing and who you were doing it to. Assuming you knew, and in 99.9% of the cases, they always do know, then of course there is really no excuse..

 

Rulings are as follows...

 

a)GAY

b)Gay

c)Gay

 

Of course article 71 of the international guide on gayness does state "...when in Thailand, and woman's clothing are involved by one of the participating parties, the excuse of "this isn't gay because they look better than a real woman" can be used...however, the "protective clause" loses all power once the vessel you are traveling on, leaves Thai airspace...this "protective clause" can only be used 1 time per individual..."

 

It is considered "o.k." among the international tribunal on gayness to own a copy of Broke Back Mountain solely for research purposes. While watching this movie, a ratio of 1 real, natural born woman to 1 man must be maintained at all times. Should the ratio drop at anytime during the viewing of this movie, than a "safe distance" of 4 feet (1.23 meters) between ALL men must be maintained until the ratio of women to men returns to 1/1. During the time the ratio is in imbalance, the viewing must stop, and the ONLY topics of discussion will be power tools, sports and heterosexual sex.

[bust]

Hope you guys realise that every time you mention the "G" word you increase the chance of google attaching that "#@* Thai Singles" banner to the bottom of the page.

 

Thank buddha for adblock

[gobbledonk]

Man, 3 from 3, OH ! Clearly, those late-night poker sessions with my friend require some serious thought : I knew it was unlikely that a losing hand in "Texas Hold'em" meant the removal of an item of clothing, or that every Friday night should mean dressing up like FrankNFurter and watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He did tell me that he was a friend of Dorothy, but I've yet to meet the bitch.