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Unruly pupils to be given a foot massage


teddy

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What the fuck!!!!!

 

I used to get six of the cane when I was at school, now it's a feckin foot massage. And what if that doesn't work, what next? Unruly pupils to get blow jobs :surprised:

 

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"Disruptive pupils are to be given foot massages in a bid to curb their unruly behaviour.

 

Lambeth Council in south London is to spend £90,000 next year on sending reflexologists into schools.

 

The team is from Bud-Umbrella, a London-based charity which offers complementary therapies to adults and children."

 

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London is doomed, those students have internet and know the game . Soon they riot because they don't get happy ending. Emergency funds are raised to fly in professionnal thai masseuses to ease the situation. Hundreds of illiterate hungry dads try to break the schools door and catch up with their education. Special forces are rushed in. Want their share. Despaired government sends the fighter jets in, they drop bombs, full of condoms. The thai hos die of exhaustion. Amnesty International sues the UK. Tragic.

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