drogon Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I am thinking about insuring my dick as this is my most vital body part necessary select and rate various women around the world and also help BG gain greater skills. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7932090.stm ---------------------------------------------- Coffee taster's tongue worth £10m Gennaro Pelliccia The insurance policy works out at about £1,000 for each taste bud. The tongue of the chief coffee taster for a worldwide chain of coffee shops has been insured for £10m ($13.95m). Gennaro Pelliccia personally tastes a sample of each batch of raw coffee beans at its London plant before they are roasted and shipped to its stores. "My 18 years of experience enable me to distinguish between thousands of flavours," he says. Costa Coffee, which sells 108 million cups of coffee worldwide each year, aims to double its number of outlets. The insurance policy was taken out with Lloyds of London. "The taste buds of a Master of Coffee are as important as the vocal cords of a singer or the legs of a top model, and this is one of the biggest single insurance policies taken out for one person," said a spokesman for Lloyd's broker Glencairn Limited, which arranged the insurance cover. "In my profession my taste buds and sensory skills are crucial... and allow me to distinguish any defects," said Mr Pelliccia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I think Llyod can handle this request - for a fee! We may have to obtain the services of our language police as this may or may not have gender specific connotations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexi Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Sounds like a publicicty stunt to promote Costa Coffee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 They charge by the inch or centimeter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Metric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I can insure your dick. All I need is the year you were born. Do you want to pay for the premium now for a 10 or 25 year policy? If I were you, I would get insurance right now. I knew one guy by the name of Stubby who wanted to insure his dick. He waited too long and now he is uninsurable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 In my case there is not much to insure though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 For less than one dollar a day we are offering COCK INSURANCE for all healthy males over the age of 18. Take out a policy. If at any time it dont stand or dont get erect, you receive a payment upon proof of failure. It's as simple as that. Only $349.99 per year insures your cock against failure in the presense of any female certified to be "sexy" by our team of professional judges. Never again will any man be deprived of reward, after you are insured. This is the first of it's kind, and we are proud of our services. YOU can apply immediately. Some restrictions apply. 1. Men must receive a medical prior to taking out our policy to insure health. 2. Men may not have a blood-alcohol limit above the legal limit during intercourse. 3. Men may not be under the influence of any illegal drugs or narcotics during intercourse. 4. Men may only qualify for benefits during having sexual relations with females who we certify to be sexy. Coverage will not be provided when having relations with non-certified women. 5. If you experience a failure, you must provide time-dated photographic or video proof, and have your failed erection inspected by a minimum of two certified medical doctors and the inspection must occur within ten minutes after the failure occurs. 6. Men with any sexual disorders, venereal disease, or Aids will not be accepted and/or will have their policies cancelled immediately. 7. Men can only claim a maximum of one failure per week, and not to exceed twelve failures per year. 8. Men will not be covered for failures during masturbation or homosexual activity. 9. We reserve the right to demand urine tests at any time to check for drug abuse and if you refuse, your policy will be cancelled immediately without refund. 10. Any male that uses his cock for any illegal activities will be disqualified. 11. To qualify, all men must have cocks that meet specific size, length, girth, weight and and shape limitations. 12. If a man receives any physical damage, or removal of his cock while under our policy, we will immediately cancel the policy. We reserve the right to refuse any male for any reason. We may cancel your policy at any time without providing a reason. Unused funds will be returned on a pro-rated scale. Farmers Cock Insurance Inc. 1-800-COCK-INS Anyone have it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 They charge by the inch or centimeter? Won't cost much then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 So sad, I can't get insured because of article 11... Not much to insure as I said. Is it possible for small dicks to have a minimal cover though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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