A Fish Story

[shygye]

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... The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

 

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

 

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

 

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

 

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

 

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

 

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

 

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boyâ??s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

 

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someoneâ??s rectum ever recorded in Thailand â?? and possibly the world.

 

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boyâ??s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boyâ??s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

 

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

 

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

 

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

 

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again. ...

 

 

[TroyinEwa/Perv]

I saw him and his grandma/aunt, whatever she is, on a talk show one night. Pretty brave of him to come on tv to talk about it. I don't think I'd wonna show my face as the guy who got cornholed by a fish.

[Faustian]

What a nightmare tale! I'm not going into the water, like ever!

[drogon]

You do prefer sunbathing

 

Pretty horrific story...only time I tried to fish -> I just succeeded in "hooking" a girl....and my finger. (ended at hospital as the hook got deep in my finger)