Lusty Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Apart from meeting a fellow boardy,last night was a total disaster! I paid the barfine for one who done a runner after a couple of hours(I'll be dealing with this issue later) and as I write their is one in my bed who won't "smoke",won't fuck and won't let me see her naked(She doesn't mind watching telly and sleeping though.) and trying to get the towel off her is like trying to retrieve a bone off a hungary dog! And very very shortly she is going to wonder why she isn't getting paid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Top Old Timers Tip # 14837 Make a move to grab the Tee Wee remote from her, the towel will soon be free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 .. and as I write their is one in my bed who won't "smoke",won't fuck and won't let me see her naked(She doesn't mind watching telly and sleeping though.) and trying to get the towel off her is like trying to retrieve a bone off a hungary dog! You've even surpassed the GF experience. You're getting the WIFE experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Both comments made me chuckle. Youse guys are a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Happy to Entertain It's a free serice offered to the board when one reads between the lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 You have to laugh at life. Otherwise it will drive you barmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Tell me about it, one of the few things I have left in my current prediciement is my sense of humour amd she will never take that away from me. laugh in the face of adversity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 "laugh in the face of adversity"...is the key. Keep that attitude Mekong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Maybe 5% of the time this stuff happens. No play, no pay is quite acceptable...in fact, demanded. A lost barfine isn't much compared to the total cost of a trip, though the idea that some gal has just nicked ya does get ya pissed off. In the handful of cases I've encountered, I've usually been able to just kick em lose after about 20 minutes. The obvious signs are present. My list of girlie phone numbers has come in handy once or twice. If some cunt wants to play games, I just pick up my phone and call a replacement. Speaking a bit of thai to the gal on the other end always results in the desired reaction from the pla dow...just tell her she's been replaced; another whore will arrive soon; get dressed and forget I ever met you. 55555555555 (Of course, no taxi fare either; she's already got her cut or advance to a quota when you paid the barfine.) HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I've heard rumors that Mekong's advice did the trick (pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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