gobbledonk Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 At 12:12 today, I'm going to take the short walk to the little church on the corner, just in case ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa99 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Are you saying the Mayans were Christians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 The year counters forgot LEAP YEAR ! The world has already ended. You just don't know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 We are in a diferent time zone. We'll read about it in the papers before it happens to us. http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/20317845/mayan-prophecy-sparks-dread-celebration-worldwide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Are you saying the Mayans were Christians? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9737886/Jedi-religion-most-popular-alternative-faith.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Nah, the Mayans didnt get Christianity until it was gifted to them by the Spanish. Gifted with the blades of their swords and Torquemada's Inquisition. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Further to my earlier post, I now have two 'winners' in the 30 million dollar draw - the first is timestamped '12:00:01' and the second '12:12:13', despite my entreaties to the lady at the Lotto office that she needed to allow a slight delay for the machine to generate the tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Nah, the Mayans didnt get Christianity until it was gifted to them by the Spanish. Gifted with the blades of their swords and Torquemada's Inquisition. Bastards. And before that the poor buggers had had to use stone knives to cut out their human sacrifice's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 I used to be quite enthralled with the goings on of Aztec Priests, all that sacrificing and so on, but I recently read, that the orders of the Priesthood were Homosexual. Not the nancy-boy mincing around in G-strings kind either. No, the rip your heart out and eat it kind of buggerer, blood and sputum splattered on the frescos which depicted similar scenes, effectively an instruction tableau. So I've now gone back to seeking a more heterosexual fantasy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Married life really hasnt tamed your inner demons, has it ? Mel Gibson's Apocalypto was enough South American history for me - that, and various docos which depict today's drug lords as the new 'High Priests', deciding who lives and dies with impunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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