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Of The 3 Most Recorded Cynics In History I Am Officially #2 - Though....


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due to reasons of decorum and national security I cannot revel myself here.

 

but - this post is not for the expat or the seasoned traveler. this post is for the new. the unknowing. the non-cynic if you will.

 

there are many things to be wary of in Thailand. And there are many things that are old wives tales and simply bullshit. It's relatively safe. People aren't that bad. Lot of beautiful women. What more could one ask for????

 

Things that are dangerous aren't the overt. The katoeys. The stupid fucking falang hooligans. The shady dealers in kitsch by the roadside. The corrupt cops.

 

Nay, these things are all easy to navigate lest one be a complete moron, and then you're hopeless anyway.

 

The thing to be wary of - is the genuine. It's here. And it's powerful.

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... more like a stream of Singha beer. :xmascheer

 

And Johnny Walker. Ooooiiiiii. Sorry fellas, need to install a breathalyzer that locks out the keyboard. Posting under the influence will be my early demise.

 

I can't even bring myself to read it. Oh, the humanity.

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