Flashermac Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 A woman from the United Kingdom claims she was sexually assaulted by monkeys while vacationing in Gibraltar. Melissa Hart, 23, was on a day trip from Marbella to the Rock of Gibraltar to see the Barbary macaques (also known as Barbary apes). The monkeys soon got too friendly for her liking. “I felt totally helpless as these two monkeys grabbed and pawed me in my most intimate areas,†Hart told The Olive Press. “Then, with a yank, one of them pulled my bikini top straight off.†Hart said other tourists laughed as she panicked. “I was being sexually assaulted and these people all thought it was a great joke,†Hart said. Hart’s screams grabbed the attention of a warden and he came to her aid. She insisted on filing a police report, but when she told a policeman monkeys had attacked her, he failed to take her claim seriously. The police informed her that monkeys are wild animals and cannot be held criminally responsible, reports The Daily Mail. “And if they could, do you think you could pick out your attacker in a line-up?†the officer allegedly said, trying not to laugh. http://www.opposingviews.com/i/world/woman-claims-monkeys-sexually-assaulted-her-gibraltar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa99 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Does she file a police report when dogs sniff her fanny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 We really haven't evolved much when you think about it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Have to dig out a photo I took in Bali years ago, Some temple with monkeys lounging on the temple walls, about 6ft, 2m high, tourist walk along and go "oooh, look monkeys" Two Japanese girls asked a friend to photograph them standing under an older monkey sitting on the wall, and happily kept posing as a growing larger group of tourists started taking photos of the scene, egging them on to keep posing. This was pre-digital camera age, so must have been a laugh at the Tokyo Fuji shop when they developed the photo's to see the monkey furiously masturbating over their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 A woman from the United Kingdom claims she was sexually assaulted by monkeys while vacationing in Gibraltar. OK. Question. Why were the monkeys vacationing in Gibraltar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106004/US-woman-dragged-death-lion-person-seriously-hurt-leaving-car-window-open-went-South-African-safari-park.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 OK. Question. Why were the monkeys vacationing in Gibraltar? They got tired of going to Benidorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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