Anthony Bourdain stole my gig

[Old Hippie]

I jnow he’s dead, but the bastard stole my gig/idea. Years back I said I wanted a tv/travel show that involved traveling the world to remote, off the beaten path places, risky places etc…I’d sample the local food, the local booze and of course, the local coach…aka goodie goodie, some trim…some pussy… Seems Somehow or another, he got wind of it, cut the couch from the line and ran with it…great show, too bad he offed himself over some gross farang cunt…

[Mekong]

I thought that was an alternative spelling of gik to begin with 

[Old Hippie]

4 hours ago, Mekong said:

I thought that was an alternative spelling of gik to begin with 

I would expect this wishful misunderstanding from Bust, but not you..! 

[Mekong]

2 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

I would expect this wishful misunderstanding from Bust, but not you..! 

Gik is a Friend with Benefits / Fuck Buddy of the opposite sex, nothing to do with your ongoing love in with bust 

[Old Hippie]

6 hours ago, Mekong said:

Gik is a Friend with Benefits / Fuck Buddy of the opposite sex, nothing to do with your ongoing love in with bust 

I am well aware of what a gig is, and got the joke. But your explanation will help explain it to Bust…

[bust]

13 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

I am well aware of what a gig is, and got the joke. But your explanation will help explain it to Bust…

Such a helpful lot and your care and desire to explain words I am unfamiliar with is appreciated.

In my younger days we also referred to a "Gig" as a live performance but also to short term engagement or employment which means you could have a Gig with your Gik

Gik also refers to glucose-insulin-potassium a treatment for septic shock.

But I see the connection with Bourdain for you as he was a huge campaigner LGBT rights

[Old Hippie]

7 hours ago, bust said:

Such a helpful lot and your care and desire to explain words I am unfamiliar with is appreciated.

In my younger days we also referred to a "Gig" as a live performance but also to short term engagement or employment which means you could have a Gig with your Gik

Gik also refers to glucose-insulin-potassium a treatment for septic shock.

But I see the connection with Bourdain for you as he was a huge campaigner LGBT rights

I was unaware of the term gik having anything to do with Diabetic treatment. 

There was a time when LGBT meant “Lots of good beer there”

    LBGT?? Oh how awful of you! As you are not from San Francisco, you are obviously NOT woke and thus unaware that that term is exclusionary and ignorant and discriminatory and bigoted! (just keep adding negative words here…) The proper term is LGBTQO+A  Q=queer, for those who feel different about their sexuality and identity related to it, but aren’t ready to commit, O=Others who have not declared an identity related to their gender and or sexuality and A=All, because we er I mean they want to include ALL people.  However as you know, I abhor homosexuality and anything related to it! I have dedicated a large part of my private life and time to the study of these people so as to pass along my research so other can learn how to avoid gayness and all the immoral decedent behavior it endtails (see what I did there?) Years of research in the various bar, nightclubs, bath houses massage shops and pet shops has yeilded very good info to pass on to the straight community so we can all avoid it! The disgusting things I have seen and recorded on video and photos will hopefully, one day, lead to an end to all things gay! Now if you’ll excuse me, I received a report of a new down the street flying a “rainbow flag.” I will go undercover and investigate to see what kind of gayness, if any, if occurring there so others can avoid it!  

[bust]

10 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

Years of research in the various bar, nightclubs, bath houses massage shops and pet shops has yeilded very good info to pass on to the straight community so we can all avoid it! The disgusting things I have seen and recorded on video and photos will hopefully, one day, lead to an end to all things gay! Now if you’ll excuse me, I received a report of a new down the street flying a “rainbow flag.” I will go undercover and investigate to see what kind of gayness, if any, if occurring there so others can avoid it!  

I do recall you frequently praising the personalized attention you received from the staff of Casanova and Temptations not to mention Obsession. I can only imagine who's covers you are going under

I like to keep things simple. We all have at least 1 X chromosome. Those who have 2 are female. Those who have 1 plus a Y chromosome are male. I get there are exceptions to this for a myriad of reasons I just don't cope to the Desmond woke up one morning and decided he wanted to be Desiree (based on a true story)

Recently here in Oz a member of a Melbourne golf club began identifying and dressing as a woman to request cheaper membership and green fees.

He was quickly banned from the club but did make his point.

 

[Old Hippie]

1 hour ago, bust said:

I do recall you frequently praising the personalized attention you received from the staff of Casanova and Temptations not to mention Obsession. I can only imagine who's covers you are going under

I like to keep things simple. We all have at least 1 X chromosome. Those who have 2 are female. Those who have 1 plus a Y chromosome are male. I get there are exceptions to this for a myriad of reasons I just don't cope to the Desmond woke up one morning and decided he wanted to be Desiree (based on a true story)

Recently here in Oz a member of a Melbourne golf club began identifying and dressing as a woman to request cheaper membership and green fees.

He was quickly banned from the club but did make his point.

 

I seem to recall you and 127 and that other Karley lover, can’t recall his name…liked to work out and roll ju-jitsu…only went with katoeys,, American guy…anyway, telling me how not gay these places were, naturally, I was curious to see if you were telling the truth.  I wore a disguise, evening gown and heels as it was after 7 and my fellow researcher  Dog wore a sassy cocktail number…we went in and immediately spotted 2 katoeys wearing the exact same outfit! The nerve of those bitches! As their shoes matched their handbags, we ruled them gay and immediately left in a tizz and never returned…

     I have worked with quite a few trans-testicles and all but 1 were very “off” in other ways as well as the obvious. The one cool one I knew as a dude, they went to Boston then came back on a layoff and I/we were shocked… Cool thing was, She was still the same person, still liked hunting and fishing and all the same stuff she did before so we gave her the respect she gave us. The others were all just looking for drama, where there was non…coworkers didn’t. Hate this person because they were trans, they hated them because they were annoying… I draw the line at sharing locker rooms. With girls under 18 or 21 and they have no business competing in women’s sports.

    

[bust]

1 hour ago, Old Hippie said:

I seem to recall you and 127 and that other Karley lover, can’t recall his name…liked to work out and roll ju-jitsu…only went with katoeys,, American guy…anyway, telling me how not gay these places were, naturally, I was curious to see if you were telling the truth.  I wore a disguise, evening gown and heels as it was after 7 and my fellow researcher  Dog wore a sassy cocktail number…we went in and immediately spotted 2 katoeys wearing the exact same outfit! The nerve of those bitches! As their shoes matched their handbags, we ruled them gay and immediately left in a tizz and never returned…

     I have worked with quite a few trans-testicles and all but 1 were very “off” in other ways as well as the obvious. The one cool one I knew as a dude, they went to Boston then came back on a layoff and I/we were shocked… Cool thing was, She was still the same person, still liked hunting and fishing and all the same stuff she did before so we gave her the respect she gave us. The others were all just looking for drama, where there was non…coworkers didn’t. Hate this person because they were trans, they hated them because they were annoying… I draw the line at sharing locker rooms. With girls under 18 or 21 and they have no business competing in women’s sports.

    

The best part about ND in a cocktail dress was watching him set his chest hairs on fire. He did tell me once you did complain a lot when he was getting more attention than you from the Arab punters outside the Grace Hotel. Maybe had something to do with your habit of only wearing a fishnet stocking on one leg and a rainbow unicorn head piece.

Will Ferrell has just released a new documentary called Will and Harper about one of the senior SNL writers.