panadolsandwich Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 I've been attempting to master the art of the threesome (me, two women) my whole adult life. I first got the taste when I was seventeen. Her parents away - her best friend on a mattress on the floor - me not meant to be there at all. Well, that was sweet - they were into each other and I just frittered away at the edges so to speak, taking what I could find. Another time 21, both girls liked me but didn't know each other. It was hard work, and the spark wasn't there. It was in Pattaya that I developed the rota system. I'd realised I was a neophyte, and I needed to get the real dope. I'd choose a really popular bar girl, then get her to invite all her friends back to mine (off the books). Like a bull stud I'd service them all in my sweet time. You see, suckers will bar fine two chicks, but you're really only doubling the price, because ultimately you're only getting half the time of each girl. Oh yeah - when you're at the bar they'll sell you a completely different story, but come home time - they'll be all modest and shy - and wouldn't even look at each other. What a sweet con. This was a conundrum. I'd pace around looking at all the angles. I'm not overly given to intellectual thought, but I was stumped on this. I knew psychology was key to all this, then I stopped dead! I knew exactly how I could piece it all together - to get the perfect threesome together. McDang! McDang! Oh you bloody genius McDang! It was something he showed me about Thai women a long time before. The idea of the Super Shag Dream Team was born. Where's that bottle of suds? Back in mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jitagawn Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Ok let's hear it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm not sure if he told us or not? either way I'm still clueless with a small penis. Panadol, when you get back from 7/11 buying dish washing liquid, tell us the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 You still wank with shampoo, Panadol? Or even dish-washing detergent? What, are you 12 years old?! Man, there are much better lubricants out there, no need for foaming suds. Just get some baby oil, Johnson's is a gift. The multi-player game is indeed a frequent con - and some of the massive beds they provide in Bkk and Pattaya, they invite you to start to make ultimately ridiculous calculations: 'three verticle, one across, that makes four, can fit easily!' It really is so often a waste of money and a loss of 'arom' to have the whole team back - it's easy to commit to at the bar/gogo/disco/streetcorner, but a bad decision. Stick with one, unless you really know what you're going to get. Or you have set clear objectives, and you are not trying for the porn-style double-team effort. You want to bang three, consecutively? Fine. One by one by one, every thing is okay. But more complex fantasies, each night of the holiday? Not going to work. I had a very good system in place ten years ago in Bkk - had a dominant tom 'friend', tom but pretty with beautiful dark eyes and a bit of a sadistic streak. Would take her, and then go prowl the scene with her, looking for what would almost amount eventually to an unwitting victim (oh, she knew what she was getting involved in, but she didn't really know Sao, did she?) So Sao - the tom - would pick some light-skinned little beauty from a gogo or a latenight display, and off we'd go - and then, with Sao as the ringmaster and me basically as the Dick for Hire, we'd go to work to try to make the girl orgasm. It was fun, it was a genuine interest with Sao to get a hot girl and to make her come (with another woman involved, which added to the challenge and thrill). Best experience of this was on Sao's birthday one year - got the girl to cum, in tears of pleasure and joy - very positive memory I have of that one, it's just so rewarding, nights like that - yet unfortunately so rare... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Just returned from a more than pleasant week in the big city and may confirm that any third parties present at certain occasion would have been nothing but greatly disturbing . Several seemingly inspiring sexual practices are widely overestimated and nothing but a matter of wild phantasies . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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torrenova Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I think there is little between picking two friends from the same place and prowling with a willing partner in search of another bedfellow in terms of success. I once had a very willing and eager partner who would hunt with me in every place we found but ultimately the lack of intimacy was the killer when push came to shove and bar talk bravado needed to be backed up with actual performance. As an ex employer of lots of girls, the subject came up almost daily from one customer or another and invariably the honest answer was that yes, some would or could do but that they were not truly bisexual. I think some did like it and were more comfortable with certain partners but few would go with a guy and his brought in girl as the third wheel to their ménage a trois. In my experience, trying to over engineer a threesome is more likely to end in disaster but alcohol fuelled (often initially regretted) couplings are still possible if you have time and funds to waste finding out whether such is possible or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Yes, no simple engineering solution but it is luck of the draw, IME. ...but everyone gets lucky sometime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 The best menage a trois are the ones not planned. Don't overthink it. I suggest Nurofen to control the swelling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Yiam Siam's style is closest to my own I'd guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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