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Indeed . I did in fact have to pass this questionable establishment repeatedly day by day , partially on the back of a motorcycle . Strictly avoiding any eye contact with the ruthless mamasan til one day I was pulled inside by a massage worker and offered a free Singha . I asked successfully for a glass and was even offered a fried shrimp though no further discount on totally 3 oil sessions of mainly medical type the following days . I am very glad about this positive development of things . The only remaining serious disturbance of Viva Restaurant refusing to serve a half/half plate of Salami and parma Ham I hope to solve in 7 weeks . May no further undesirable activity disturb the quality tourism .

Gentlemen , posting this under social issues due to possible imminent wordwide epidemic spreading : driving in my motorcar today through the city of Cologne I watched a young lady of probably only 16 years of age staring at her smartphone while scratching her snatch for an estimated 15 seconds . What might she have been looking at ? Pictures of Flashermac in his tight swimsuit , Beloved Leader Khunsanuk at a Dutch nudist beach ? We dont´t know . Your opinion most welcome .

Sir , your more than constructive comment shall be considered at a later date as there is an immediate issue I have to deal with : minutes ago aforementioned Pam from Lao republic sent an urgent request for some cash due to an acute shortage of food and other necessities . Said shortage resulting from permanent rain torturing Khrungthep and thus leading into lack of customers at the massage shop throught the day(s) . Would the resident gentlemen probably be so kind confirming the basic metereological conditions because I shall send her some funds anyway but I would feel better if it would actually be raining sometimes rather than finding out later about a fatal drought since late May . If you understand what I mean .

Many prommprem you

Gentlemen , and again , after the closure of Naughty Girls Bar soi 4 , one of my carefully selected places to have a quiet cigar / ginTonic around midnight seems to evaporate from the surface of the earth . I am talking about Lollipop Bar Soi 10 , subsoi left . Principally active in the blowjob sector the establishment offered peace and comfort even to those who like myself prefer true love in more complex configuration . Previous expat and now self declared tourist Stickman reports that a ladyboy bar called Checkin would move from the previous " Tunnel " Soi 7 towards a new place within Soi 10 , subsoi left . There is no other place within that Soi which could host 50 ladyboys other than the Lollipop Bar . I am so sad . Any boardmembers who happen to be regulars at the Checkin Bar are kindly requested to report duely .

Exactly Sir . A concept that does not turn me on to be honest . Unless it has taken some effort or considerable renumeration to have the knickers removed I cannot see any emotional stimulation here . I left the place in panic and emptied my Gin outside , noise is something I hate like the pest .

Boardmembers unpatiently awaiting the UK becoming great again and " getting their balls back " should closely follow potential Prime Minister Johnson´s brilliant concept . Which is to be published as soon as possible , though not immediately . Maybe later . Potential prime Minister Johnson did yesterday find out that the future UK shall stay open to migrants from anywhere in the world although only in a in a most human way . Would that include Polish bricklayers ? I am extraordinarily delighted that so far none of the non-AngloSaxon boardmembers did create silly and totally superfluous jokes about Brexits during French football tournaments as per yesterday . Very educated .

Gentlemen , I feel delighted to let the bord know that having lunch at the seafood restaurant Soi7/1 roughly 3 weeks ago I noted an elegant female person walking by and it was Suzie . Suzie explained she is now part of the management at a bar further into that Soi called Magic Table . Suzie felt shy to elaborate on the magic aspect of the table but now I know ; although nobody could stay longer in that place than maybe 5 minutes due to an incredible noise .

Future Prime minister Boris appeared on TV yesterday, alternatively as statesman . Boris found out that all will still be Europeans and the exit could possibly done avoiding Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty . Political observer BuBi from the Nanaplaza-Board says that now reality closes in and Boris starts to shite in his underpants . I am sure the UK will soon collapse under a shockwave of alcoholism and misplayed penalties during football tournaments . I have seen it coming .

Dear Sir , a country like Holland leaving the Common Market would sort of try to commit economical suicide . The common Market is NOT THE EU . It is an independent institution although with some identical basic values which are free trade - freedom of travel - free flow of capital - freedom of offering services anywhere . The members will not allow access to anybody without giving up even one of these principles . I wonder if Mr Farage did ever care to realise this . It is based on economical aspects other than the EU which is a political idea . The Common Market has created a paradise for tradesman BuBi and all of Europe and I wonder how somebody would like to give up access to the largest trade zone wordwide . I am currently on holiday and have enough time to deepen my knowledge about the Brexit idea . Unfortunately the world or parts thereof seem to be willing to listen to idiots like Trump, Farage, le Pen , Wilders etc . , they are now suddenly everywhere Germany included . What they have in common is the lack of a concept for better times to come ( Britain´s mysterious future glory arising from what ? ) and an instinct to jump on popular movements . I am scared they will become stronger and stronger . Gentlemen , this thread gives another fine example about the common irrationality of political discussion . All the esteemend boardmembers of the Anglo Saxon forces join in praising the wisdom of the recent decision and their utmost delight but so far I have not seen one word about hards facts happening soon that might reestablish the Empire or even something smaller . Farage found out these days that his idea to move the 350.000.000 Sterling into the health service has been bullshit but so what . Good luck with him or a clown like Khun Boris . I am fairly sure that the Brits ( to my regret ) have voted for or against something while they did not realise what it really was or is or shall be . Let us meet here in two years again and check the result . Chok dee .

Agreed . Complaining and cherrypicking finally are over . Boris will explain you on Monday how he will lead Britain into the better future . Brexit supporters should now start to read the fine ptint , for example access conditions to the Common Market which Britain largely depends on .

Considering the consequences they better not .

Since I fancy smoking ( tobacco-related) my midnight-cigar at Lollipop Bar entry of Soi 10 I may officially confirm that all customers as well as suppliers did definitely survive aforementioned activity to my best knowledge as I have personlly seen all people involved coming back downstairs within reasonable time . Lollipop Bar Soi 10 is safe .

Sir , personally I would very much prefer to have the UK as a member of the EU but on the other hand I would also prefer not having to listen any more to the permanent whining of what a glorious country Britain would be if it would not be tortured by Brussels-based bureaucrats . Reading the arguments of the Brexit supporters shows nothing but neglecting facts in favour of propaganda . There are tons of analysis for example in the Financial Times what a blessing the EU has been and still is for the UK but who wants to know . I say , quoting the ex-lovely Nok from Khorat : Up to you .

Sir , it is a common thing that people talking about politics tend to adjust their arguments towards what they feel anyway . As with the famous example of cucumber-rule describing how much they would be allowed to bend people used this example to show how stupid the EU is ; in reality it was the agriculture industry which wanted it . And so forth . Putting Mr Farages arguments under a microscope would lead to amazing results in a multiple of cases . Such as Mr Cameron´s . Half of Britain´s export goes into the EU , I wonder how free the UK shall feel after a successful Brexit without any influence on cucumber rules any more .

Gentlemen , there are news of outstanding significance ready to be published : other than usual I have taken breakfast yesterday at Viva restaurant Soi 10 accompanied by the most lovely Pam from the Peoples Democratic Socialist Paradise of the Working Classes Republic of Lao . This country seems to be somewhere behind Nong Kai . Viva staff obviously impressed by a sudden doubling of the BuBi armed forces agreed without yelling to supply 5 balls Mozarella Cheese which I had identified on a photo in their menue . There was no ´Can only eat with salad ´ or ´Chef no can ´ or other . Viva restaurant to my currently updated opinion is on the path to new hights of hospitality considering a customer as somewhat important within the supply line ending in monthly wages . May Buddha be with them , back in September .

Thank you for clarification , the guy spoke amzingly well Thai .

Gentlemen I woke up just recently due to noise from the TV and found a person , female, stretched out on the sofa watching a guy interviewed whose name according the person on the sofa is " Jonas " . The guy spoke Thai in perfection as far as I can judge and according to sofa is even German and SUPERSTAR . I would feel particularly honoured about fellow countrymen advancing to Thai Superstars in such a demanding cultural ambience . Any further clarification would be welcome . We now go hab breakfast at Viva Soi 10 as previously mentioned and I shall have another final go at my 50/50 ham/Salami dream . Over to you

It is off topic but I am prepared to join alternative areas of complaining , as follows : Every single day I take late breakfast at Viva restaurant Soi 8 and run a bill of about 600 Baht plus decent tip . They offer for 140 baht a plate of either - Parma ham - Sourizo - Salami or another ham . Prices all same same . I have been begging on my knees if they could not split the plate 50/50 between for example Salami and Parma ham . No bloody way . On the other hand off the fruit plate I am only interested in pineapple and I asked to skip the Mango and melon . Which they happily do but the quantity of pineapple is not increased by one fraction of a slice .

Ickjuse me Sir , I am a traditionally educated citizen of old East Prussian standards , meaning even unrequested services shall be duely rewarded such as in this case . We are talking about 2 entirely different although simultaneously happening legal strings . On a sidenote : recalling the event Miss Nen should better have rewarded Khun BuBi but I decided to handle the matter in a most generous way .

Gentlemen , I wish to bring this matter to your esteemed attention after I found out that management and staff of Lollipop Bar Soi 10 fully share my view of what happened on last Thursday 1st of June deep inside Soi 11 and what I consider as another major setback on incoming tourist-traffic from abroad . As follows: I landed at 07:18 sharp , took a taxi and it started raining like silly . Which made the ride last 2 hours to aforementioned Soi 11 . I had been on the road for about 19 hours , smelling like a pig and very very keen on taking a shower . Only to find out that the hotel was fully booked and no room before 12:00 . No good . In deepest depression I stumbled back to Sukhumvit , crossed selfsame and entered Viva restaurant for breakfast where I spend the next hour eating and trying to make the waitress produce one single smile . The latter without success . There are plenty of massage shops around Viva and whilst chewing their home made Chiabatta an excellent idea started to develop deep within myself : instead of wasting more time without use I would go into a massage shop close to the hotel , could take a free shower this elegant way and of course a massage under strictly medicinal aspects . 1 hour oil massage 600 Baht we agreed about and I wish to insist I had absolutely nothing but a clean massage on my mind ; Thai massage , please note , is 400 Baht only . Unfortunately , gentlemen , unfortunately Mademoiselle Nen from Buriram had obviously got about the job with an entirely different concept and even before the 1 hour oil massage was over we were in full swing deepening the German / Buriram international friendship so to say . What a difference a shower could make . To my surprise 2 hours were over when I said goodbye to Miss Nen and through my tears asked for her mobile number in case I need a shower again later in my life . Checkbin . 1200 Baht said this rotten subject of an overweight mamasan and I said for what . She said for 2 hour oil massage . I said is fine for 1 hour because both parties had agreed to that but hour number two only with some phantasy could even be called Thai massage so I owe her 1000 Baht . I am as such not a stingy person , the taxidriver for example received almost 180 Bht change as tip because he used the meter without yelling at him and had no nice lady happy hour or a diamond factory on offer . But my sense for justice is highly developed and therefore I was upset . At the end of the discussion I paid 1200 and left . I am asking the legal expertise of the joint board if I was right or did try to hurt Thai law in no insignificant way . My soul found piece in the meantime because I invited Miss Nen already to meet in the hotel thus avoiding paying the fat mamasan-monster any money at all . Over to you

Commercial and soulless communities like Starbucks , Burger King and so forth I usually avoid like the pest which would then includes Hooters . After thorough analysis of all available literature about the establishment I note there seem to be crowds of ssalimm young lasses in hot pants . Which I fancy a lot I must admit . I shall pay the place a visit next week .

When I was young I stole an egg from a Rhinozeros´nest , brought up the little animal and one day it flew away to China where it was slaughtered for it´s horn . Which is why they call the place Hooters . Funny innit ?

I rang the Bumrungrad people only to get confimation the whole process would be done within the hour and a half , and not to forget the credit card .

Not sure because still in Germany . As we talk about the area I do vaguely remember that in one of recent Weeklies you said you were living there before you left home . Assuming that Lollipop Bar has not been the real reason I am fully with you that Soi 10 offers a decent ambience although within a few minutes walk you are back in the real world and the BTS . Velly goos .