I watched it a while back and managed the whole series. The lead Viking was much too millennial looking to be realistic IMHO. If the series ran longer I would have quit it.
Now watching The Last Kingdom, another Viking era show. It also has it's slow moments but I like it a lot better than Valhalla. The movie Valhalla I mean, I don't know if I like.....never mind.
A priest goes to check in at a hotel and says to the clerk, "I certainly hope that the porn on my television is disabled".
The clerk responds, "No it's normal porn you sick f*ck!".
I found, from experience, that if you clench the knife carefully in your right hand, blade facing out, and growl a little that no one will take your plate until you actually finish.
I used to have two drinks a night. One for me, one for my brother who lives far away. A few months ago I started having only having his drink, the wife made me quit drinking.