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  1. The Intern - what a fucking crappy movie, Bring back ragging Bull character as a 70 year old punching out WASP start-up people, now that would have been fun!
  2. Also the Junta crack down with house searches in "red" areas means even muskets are no longer seen around as common as before, anything else, expensive,
  3. Significantly higher, surprisingly so, most "old stock" has gone, lots of badly repaired weapons, lots and lots of home made crap,
  4. RIP, great cocktail, Tequila Mockingbird
  5. My Penis is hungry

    Oooops!

    http://www.newsmaritime.com/2016/container-ship-xetha-bhum-collided-with-shore-embankment-in-bangkok/ Singapore registration but Thai company, RCL
  6. Facebook has been doing this in many countries, always with a sole mobile operator as a partner, so as to get market share for both of them. I disagree with this practise, Have a look here at a chap I work with writes on Net Neutrality, he and I in agreement on future network design and NN debate.
  7. Yes, I've seen them too on sale, odd! Years ago the Gold Coast used to sell cans of "Sunshine" captured on a sunny day. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-12/souvenirs-exhibition-gold-coast-artists-re-imagine/7164156
  8. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/justice-scalia-dead-following-30-year-battle-socia-52356 Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress
  9. Briton is winning! Germany is coming second and a surprise third, China! Well done China!
  10. In Taiwan i HAD to use a chop with my bank, NO signature required by hand, red ink chop, how easy to forge was that!
  11. I was in Sams 2000 when they walked past, you there with me I think????? DDdave I think there
  12. About 4 years back, while in middle of some brain issues, my handwriting deteriorated, I needed to get at same time a new bank book, took over an hour to replicate my signature to match all the old copies. Staff quite nice and patient, just frustrating as hell
  13. Agree - lesson there for all of us, live your dreams,
  14. Personall;y, he's a bit of a dick, what he did though, fantastic, excellent, wonderful
  15. Or budhist terrorists doing similar in Myanmar, or Bhudist doing similar in sri lanka, or hindu doing similar in india, or fuck, remember those catholics in northern island?
  16. <<I've known Hillary Clinton since she was 19 years old, and have nothing but respect for her. In my view, she’s the most qualified candidate for president of the political system we now have.>> And isn't that the real problem Mr Secretary,
  17. Thankfully i have huge balls, which makes my already smaller than average cock look . . .. .even smaller. http://motherboard.v...utm_source=mbfb The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds Howler monkeys are the loudest land animals on Earth, capable of bellowing atvolumes of 140 decibels, which is on the level of gunshots or firecrackers. Not surprisingly, male howlers frequently use this power to advertise their sexual fitness, catcalling females with their ear-splitting roars. But in a beautiful twist of expectations, scientists have now found that the louder the monkey’s calls, the smaller the monkey’s balls. A team based out of Cambridge University came to this conclusion by comparing the size of dozens of monkeys’ testes with the hyoid bones located in their voice boxes, which revealed a negative correlation between decibel levels and testicular endowment. The results are published today in the journal Current Biology. “We found that males with larger hyoids, who can make lower-pitch vocalizations, have smaller testes and live in single-male groups with a harem of a few females," anthropologist Leslie Knapp, a senior author of the study, said in a statement. "Males with smaller hyoids live in multimale groups and have larger testes." According to the team, this is the first evidence that there is a trade-off between vocal investment and sperm production, and it helps to explain why howler monkeys develop contrasting social structures. Howler monkeys howlin’. Video: As Knapp mentions above, a louder, small-balled monkey is more likely to develop a harem of females with whom he has exclusive breeding access. The quieter, well-endowed monkeys, on the other hand, tend to end up in larger groups containing many males and females that copulate freely with each other. In this non-exclusive group, males compete for paternity quite literally with their balls. The bigger a male’s sperm count, the more he is to edge out all the other males that are mating with the same females. In this way, howler monkeys have evolved two sexual strategies—calls versus balls—to the exclusion of each other. Loud monkeys need to secure exclusive access to females because they would have trouble keeping up with their big-balled counterparts, who are more likely to fertilize females due to larger sperm production. Quieter monkeys have less success attracting females with their bellows, but they are locked-and-loaded where it counts. Naturally, Knapp warns against anthropomorphizing these findings, and she is completely right. There is a world of difference between howler monkeys and humans, especially with regard to sexual selection. And yet, the study still conjures up visions of dudes who ride incomprehensibly loud motorcycles, or who catcall women on the street. Far from coming off as masculine, this kind of thing reeks of overcompensation in other, more sensitive areas. As the saying goes: the empty vessel makes the loudest sound, and it seems that may be especially true when the vessel in question is balls.
  18. I remember him very well, I thought I had seen him semi-recently, he went to a party or two at SD's if I remember correctly, Sorry to hear,
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