My Penis is hungry

UAL, long time no post, almost as long ago as when the 875 flew to Bangkok! I didn't know you was in Hong Kong now, I pass through a few times a year. I tried a search but no MaoMark posts on the board anywhere, would be good to read them again.

That was so good! I am doing that on my mum's senile friends every day! United Nations statistics. Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, NZ, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once per year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese

I think it's about poop

She sings "Lick my pussy and my crack" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk&spfreload=10

I want to lick her pussy and crack

But going down on a bargirl, erghh, they'd have to pay me

My god, what a wonderful thread!

I go the shits

I will never be able to look at peanut butter the same again. Crunchy or smooth I wonder?

http://www.bangkokpost.com/lifestyle/social-and-lifestyle/596376/an-open-conversation-about-thainess Now that Someone chap has some explaining to do

Am I one of the cruel vicious types? I've never been called that, excellent!

Not sure what a sort of groupie is, sounds definitely like a groupie.

Girls Cav, girls! In Australia real men play league, greatest match is State of Origin, many times layers have broken shoulders etc, but just keep playing on. I think the NSW captain last night played with a broken rib? Just took some painkillers and played on, in obvious great discomfort. Throw in a few fights, dam good fun!

I tend to agree, however the "madness" is sometimes predictable, in the west, traffic congestion so use the emergency lane - Thai invisible third lane. Need to do a three point turn on a major highway, just stop and let them. Need to overtake on a corner, just believe it will happen and take the corner carefully. The only driving I really like is in the bush on one of the motorbikes and back lanes. Lots of great trails to explore, shortcuts to other villages etc, and a few bits of remaining jungle go for a ride around there. Otherwise you do need to be very aware, I always think, when I see a bus wreck on the left of my car facing me, and the gouge it took out of the dividing embankment, no way you could have avoided that, would have just been to fast.

Australia license rules are so strict, XX hours with a licensed driver, xx hours from a school, zero alcohol limit for first I think 2 years, limit on engine size, all of which I think are smart. I lived a lot on a farm, I drove from age 10 til 17 (license age then in QLD) a lot, I must have racked up 100's hours per year, HOWEVER exactly as KS said, As soon as I hit traffic in the city, it was learning again. It's easy to learn to drive a car, it's hard to learn to drive with other cars.

I tried to buy one, couldn't, I suspect it's an interesting "story"

Niece got her car license last week, took a few days, passed driving (she's been driving my cars since about 10 on farm land, and rides motorbike so used to traffic) took two days to pass the other test

555 - And oddly so would the Thai's requesting it. "Sir Prime Minister General Big Boss, it's outrageous, I cant understand how the NZ people can refuse us, they are a Monarchy too! I suggest we hold them in contempt Lesse Majeste immediately, arrest them all!"

DS whats up?

I was hoping someone would try it! I hoped Munchie would Embarrassingly I had to go to my sons kindergarten and get him to "fix" my laptop. He had his own soon after.

JaiRai, sure, we've made light of it, because I think many make the mistake thinking they had been spiked, people who really have been, it sucks. However after getting rid of the annoying noise on this board, it seems to me at least a bit more interesting to look in on. I welcome all the contributions, especially that fine short story!

I could say the same about you and your wife too I suggest we go Biz class and they stay at the back of the bus!

Just don't do Cntrl Alt Arrow down or side key, my son when four did that, I had no idea how he did it till he went to kindy and my screen was ARGHHH I asked him why "I like to watch movies like that"

So if a fatty has to pay more, does that mean my wife can pay less?