My Penis is hungry

Reminds me the time I got pulled over driving from village to Bangkok at 2am in morning, in late January, very cold, this cop walks out of no where just South of Udon, near a all night service station. Flags us down, I've been very careful, know I'm not speeding., Wind window down a little, blowing and cold outside, 8c "Why did you stop" "Sorry, but it's very cold, can you give me 100 baht to buy some hot tea, I'm freezing out here" I laughed and handed over some "hot tea" money to him.

200 £ for taxi ride, surely cheaper to rent a car

I seriously would have jumped of the plane, it was due to land in Chuuk, but the Typhoon there stopped us from landing, we tried, got within 10 m of the deck and aborted, SO While all this was going on, I wanted OUT Insurgent - second movie of the divergent series Obvious copy of the hunger games, (not good either - but I wouldn't jump out a plane) WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP

Gave you seen the lady who made a twitter about this? The Sarah Connor, the twitt has gone viral, and Shea never even seen terminator movies!

I think you posted this a few years back flasher! It is good

Yep - loves it! Turned into a fanatic over night, on Fartbook you can see a video of her watching the match in Melbourne, almost pissed herself! She wants the young tank to take up league instead of soccer - he wants to as well, he's built for it!

The Darlek will be at the game! She has a seat!

Never!

Let the Greeks use the money to stimulate economy, 90% last money was given to banks, helps no one

Be careful vigilante's Just because you see an able bodied person parking in a handicap spot, doesn't mean they aren't transporting a handicapped person It's quite legitimate to use a handicap spot to collect a handicap person, in some countries like Australia you get a permit, in some you don't need too (Thailand) as long as the spot is being used correctly, How do the people in the video don't know the bloke wasn't collecting his mum who can't walk etc?

FOCUS After spending 28 hours on planes to get here, ARGH, I am over movies, again FOCUS with Will Smith in it. Was dreadful, I'd have gotten up and left except I was in a plane over some water. On;y thing stopping me! So FARKIN BAD However - one very very small redeeming clip, which is quite funny for Aussies out there!

Agreed, I'm happy to pay extra for drinks if more effort goes in the show

Good to hear you still had fun! I've often thought about music in bars, we all have different tastes, and while many love stairway to heaven, try dancing to it! I am in the sha la la la genre for dancing However I've often thought, a good bar, like angel witch of old, could put on themed shows, I'd love to see different nights devoted to different music, and associated naked girls. 60' 70 80 punk dance different for every night, wigs included

You won't get much 4k content though for that. Fortune 3rd floor has some shops selling up boxes, but frankly nothing you couldn't do yourself. My son can't understand why I pay for TV, when he can get streams of everything he wants and plays out on the TV. Just connect a pc or laptop to TV and away you go.

As English as it gets, great show, loved it as a kid, and Diana Rigg - I blame most of my fetishes on her

Great maps, good mate gives them away to newbies, interested in places outside Sukhumvit. I've found some great gems from her maps

He doesn't deserve to have a phone

Not before time either

That was so good! I am doing that on my mum's senile friends every day! United Nations statistics. Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, NZ, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once per year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese

I think it's about poop