My Penis is hungry

Oddly I wanted to see her nude more than anyone else, however when her top came off she was - erghhhh The white fat girl even odder had the best nipples, pale pale pink, I would have gone a suck except a fuck was cheaper Yep - everyone home fine and on flights today. The older chap is really nice, except by the time you met him we'd been drinking pints from 6 pm solid, I called him from the airport, he was at work but suffering. I now know not to sit in foam seats!

Yrs

So what's the common thread?

I have some somewhere, but wondering about Bust's pics! Bust has had sex with all of them? They are one family? None of them are wearing a bra?

They all have a penis?

I moved to Bangkok, reluctantly, against my better wishes, for the company I was working with. One thing I soon learnt from my Thai workmates was that big business is often negotiated in brothels, which pretend to be office towers. The first one I ever went too was a building 15+ stories high, with a group of 8 business friends and myself to celebrate a recent win we had, We arrive in a lift at a high floor and ushered into a large dining room. Girls are presented in rows to say hello to us, and we are expected to choose a "friend" for the afternoon, there will be no more access to computers for work, we'll have to manually do our data entry. Menu's appear, the "boss" chooses a range of meals, food arrives with more girls and generally it's a lively large table of fun. Similar to one of my first Thai girlfriends, we are mostly hand fed the food, drinks flowing. Dam good fun as I am not paying. With girls on our laps, beginning to lose clothing, I am wondering to myself "Where the fuck do we fuck?" I finally notice doors leading off the large dining room, each is a very large bedroom, as there are a few more of us than rooms, I'm told we'll take turn using rooms or go to other rooms. However going to other rooms is decided against team building moral, we must share! Rooms, not girls thankfully, I decline but am told I can't, I must go into a room with my "friend", a buxom lass I quite like. So here I learn a number of very important things about Thai high Rise brothels 1 - If a Thai girl has a big bra on, most likely she is as flat as a tack - odd expression but accurate, flats are pointy, like her nipples coming our of her rib cage, no boobs) 2 - NEVER NEVER NEVER sit naked in an empty spa and then ask the girl to turn the water on full~! 3 - Never drink too much Why? 1 - she was flat as a tack and oddly hairy. I couldn't take my eyes of her flat chest and hairy black bush, it was not appealing. 2 - Naked I waited, as I stared at her cunt as she bent over, cunt aimed at me, she turned on the water jets and out shot rancid seaweed and water, the smell was over powering, she screamed and ran outside, leaving me naked, drenched in green stringy water and stark naked, yes I said it twice as by now friends have appeared to see why she ran out and are looking in. I have NO IDEA where to turn of the water, it's still shooting out, getting hot, I am struggling to get out of the bath because 3 - I have drunk far too much, my balance is not good, Seaweed is slippery and I am trying to run from an invisible seaweed monster that's intent on melting me with the now boiling hot water, the smell changes from rancid to seafood cooking. I can't get out, I fall out of the spa bath, partially dragged by hysterical (with laughter) friends and more semi-naked and nude girls. Miss Tiny Tacks has disappeared, and as Thai males often do, they are poking my genitals "To make sure I am ok" I am not ok, I am covered in green shit, I smell like green shit, I am naked and cold, except my feet have been burnt, and my straight Thai friends are all trying to poke my dick and the girls are laughing at me. I shrink, to tack size. So I have a shower, get dressed, and sit at the dinner table alone for the next two hours as my friends have fun in the various rooms. May I just note. The food was quite good.

And the Beautiful Miss Beer, entering the local Loy Krathong festival - Her name is "Beer" not her sponsor. Dragon Flies

Village Shop - and when no one is there, make mats and fishing rods,

I like this one, Local School near the village, Catholic, and a Katoey show, Imagine that in Australia? A girl who's trained the boys in her class to travel in style, and a yummy mummy advertising

I always suspected New Zealanders spoke with a Dutch accent

Nice temple pics Dexi.

Skype is free too. They are most often using geo location to push ads to you, get you to buy emoticons, very popular in thailand.

More village life

Nice arse

As annoying as he was, at least he spoke about smut. Don't think I've ever done a Mongolian. Plenty of mongrels.

Frede - Fark - I'd forgotten him, I loved the story of cumming in a girls hand bag, oddly it seemed very plausible

Hard Rock is still popular, but not a site I go too, Indo is fun, and I urge members to take their members, or those members with members to take their members and stick them in something wet and warm.

Crazy Horse seems hit and miss, in one week I'd have a good night then a dull night. Though I do like the lay out. it reminds me of many bars where fucking upstairs was still fun

Do you remember G Spot ? it always seemed to be a fav of mine from 1998 - 200? Big tits and dumb girls - a perfect mix.

Was in Jakarta not so long ago. While the obvious exapt place to play has always been Block M, I personally find it too much like a watered down version of Cowboy. This is a good website I've found useful for visiting http://www.jakarta100bars.com/2011/06/blok-m-jalan-falatehan.html It can be fun, but if I go there I prefer Top Gun to anywhere else, it's like a Thermae style place, freelancers, not too pushy, no Japanese I noticed, old expats get up and play with the band, one old bloke was amazingly good on one night I was there. However the girls are, like most freelancer places, a bit dodgy, some stunners, some, errgghhhhh So I have started going to places like SUMO. Sumo I do like, It's not expensive, unless your dumb and fall for the "Buy everyone a shot of tequila" game. The range of girls from locals, to Thai/Vietnamese/Chinese/Russians. Obviously the further away, and paler, the more expensive, that said I think Sumatra girls are just stunning, asian, curvy, and hot. There are some they call "Indian" with a very strong arab influence, amazing bodies, straight out of a temple. At Sumo you get a cubicle, not sure why as there is no gym, and then it's a restaurant, eating drinking and show time, and all the time a steady rotation of girls. English and white? no problem! When you take a girl, it's added onto your bill, along with a room fee, quite cheap, and pay on exit, tip the girl if you like her. One girl from there though totally amazed me, Stunning body as she disrobed, flawless, then as I was gettin a bit cazy, she said "Relax, we have a few hours, no hurry" So she gave me a great back massage, rolled me over, and started to Suck my knees Yes, Suck my knees And I have to say, I almost went through the roof, it was without doubt one of the most amazing feelings, in a great sexy way, I have ever had. If you had said to me 2 years ago "Ever had your knees sucked? It's great!" I'd laugh and walk away As I couldn't walk away, it's hard to walk with a girl sucking your knee caps, It was stunning, amazing, with her ending up on top of me. Well worth going often No idea what a Starfish is, they perform!

I think you did the Mae Sot report, but an evening in Phnom Penh sounds delightful

Her words went along the line. Thats the bikini you want me to wear? It is sillier than this!

Farm Fashion

YiamSiam - I still as many do indulge in nightlife, across a wide range of cuntries, however it's pointless to post about it when someone is going to make 20 posts about the magna carta, hugenaughts and other topics, that in a forum for history/english studies may be interesting but here is not. SO You write a report about your last trip And I will TOO Maybe Bust can add in something Frankly many of my reports are about out of way places and naughty girls rather than straight out whores, Bust will post about clothes line activities, but who cares, it's all about SEX, which is good. Viva la Fornication!