buffalo_bill Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Dear fello boarzmen, many months ago Koh Samui beachbungalowspecialist Valentinoxxxx recommended me to visit the Thai nightlife near Trang Hotel with emphasis on throwing money at the only available stunner in a Thai venue thus showing due respect for the beauty of Thai women he suggested. So far no time for this, but finally in the late hours of Saturday 22nd of May took a taxi meter at Charoenkrung road heading North. After about half a minute driver showed me some pictures in plastic and " hab naii ladeee massah " was what I thought but photos showed 3 stone carved Buddhas , according to driver over 1000 years old and cost 10 million. I said I have only 5000 Baht on me at the moment and he answered : " Dollah ". He did further explain his name is Dr. Virod , material can be inspected at his private estate and anyway he gallantee everything. In case of interest, please PM me , I have his cellphone number. Arrival Trang Hotel : Paid Dr. Virod according meter and he left . There are about 5 Thai style neon-lit Karaoke places and after I put my nose into two of them I felt about as welcome as Gorge W. Bush in a mosque in Northern Irak. Quite scaring actually. Not even the girls took any notice of me although I am extremely hansum man . Inspection further down the road I found only a Thai shorttime place called "28". Conclusion : no fun for falang , immediate departure. Crossed the road to catch the traffic back into town and waived for taxi. I open the door, close same and note Dr. Virod is the pilot. " I know you don't like" he said . He recommended an area called Suttisan where i would not meet any falangs but more fun he promised. I should mention at this stage that Dr. Virod had not set his meter back in the meantime , because " more cheap for you ". Kind of a fortuneteller. Suttisan we first had dinner due to exhausture in a beergarden type restaurant where the menue was in Thai. Dr. Virod assisted me in finding a guaranteed no-spicy something which over the next 3 days made me shoot a 6 meter long flameburst out of my throat every hour. In this beergarden I noticed several falang gentlemen in white undershirts and worn out sandals with tatooed Thai beauties and they all had children with them , obviously Thai/falang-made. I wonder what the concept is behind these relations. Madame still go work bah ? Suttisan place is Patpong in Thai; plenty of pimps trying to pull you inside incredibly noisy gogo's. Dr. Virod and myself entered the next best one where 3 Thai ladies were " dancing " on stage just about falling asleep . Not showing by the way . One was fat. 2 ladies were assigned to us ( 1 drink : 40 minutes ), one more male Thai person joined our table , he was just curious what I wanted in that bar and Dr. Virod explained them I was from Lao. This caused an enormous laughter and ice broken.I ordered 2 cola and 3 whisky from the menue. Virod and anonymous Thai reduced whisky-order to 1 only which was because it came in bottles. REGENCY Thai whisky, Siam's finest I guess. 300 Baht. Somebody came with a microphone and in the meantime one of the ladies put her hand into Dr. Virod's trousers which he did not realise because he was singing and waving his Buddha - pictures in the air. Mr. Virod had already 5 or 6 Singhas in the restaurant. Woman 2 climbed on me and sreamed "Man Lao " every 20 seconds and I started to enjoy the place. Thai woman No. 3 was called and assigned to unknown Thai friend , now we had a civilised party. Things developed and bottle 2 arrived to everybody's enthusiastic approval. I don't think that Thai whisky has anything to do with whisky , tastes completely different. All of them had now forgotten that I was from abroad and the party was in full swing. They were talking in Thai to me and I answered either " Krap " or " Sippsam " because that is all I know. Sippsam means 15 . Woman 2 was now walking all over the place, lifted her skirt and put her bum into everybody's face. I have no idea if this an ages old Thai custom which must be respected or what it is. 2 AM they wanted to close the door but Dr. Virod had a panic atttack, ran out of the place and disappeared. Although heavily intoxicated I felt uncomfortable because he was my only true friend around and I was thinking to go when he came back and said " Move car ". So far no clue what that was. Party over 4 AM , I left as virgin. I think. What a great evening thanks to my new Thai friends. Epilogue : Dr. Virod took me to the airport the following day and did strictly refuse to accept any payment under no circumstances whatsoever. On the plane to China I fell asleep in a wee second and was dreaming of the Land of Smiles where whisky comes in bottles. I do not recommend to learn Thai, is is less fun in the end. BuBi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 [color:"green"] Sippsam means 15 . [/color] 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 great report mr buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 No, its still meant to be 15, cos : "Sippsam means 15 . Woman 2 was now walking" means 13 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky brow Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 bb, Nice,well written and funny .I can relate to your report.Dangerous times when drinking copious amounts of thai whis a key. :drunk:Love it. cheers sky brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 LOL! seems like a perfect evening! no bad luck with sipsaam. just that Regency is actually a brandy. know a Thai guy, who drink every day one bottle of it for years...and still going strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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