Zaad Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 O.K., In response to those who have said the board is getting boring, or to answer Cent's challenge to "Post Something," and, in keeping in tune with the true spirit of this board, which is "sanuk" (remember that?), let me ask each of those willing to state the truth, "please decribe the best katoey of your life." Describe the scenario & why you remember it to be the 'best katoey of your life' ... no excuses! ... unless, you're a virgin! ... in which case you better get your sorry ass over to LOS! ... I think there's a katoey or two left in Pattaya ... haven't been in BKK for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 you first! Zaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflux Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 That best Katoey was the one I never had! (and never will) This is kind of an odd subject, is it really that slow around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Slow? no idea about the speed limit here, but I couldn't care less. Fast enough for me and was feeling crappy so decided to take the piss of its sister thread. I don't do katoeys btw, although they're fun to talk to. You find this subject odd? hmm....ODD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khwaimaisabai Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Hi zaad, Within a few months of arriving in BK I met a very pretty girl(?) in Patpong. I paid the bar fine and had a very enjoyable time in the short time hotel. Only much later, when reflecting on past events did it occur to me that she(?) might have been a katoey. If so, she(?) was post-op. The reason for my suspicion was that she(?) switched the lights off and used KY gel. Maybe I am paranoid, but either way, it's happened already. Khwai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 are we talking with or without dicks?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Maybe I am paranoid --------------------------------- why? Is there any damage to be aware of having been unknowingly (or knowingly) in the sack with a K., that should warrant paranoia? :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Zaad said:Slow? no idea about the speed limit here, but I couldn't care less. Fast enough for me and was feeling crappy so decided to take the piss of its sister thread. I don't do katoeys btw, although they're fun to talk to. You find this subject odd? hmm....ODD! So lets talk about it! My first encounter with a K-toy post opp: I was 19 and had only been to thailand 3 times before. I hadn't ventured to far into the night life scene yet knew it well. I went with a few friends from Chula for a night out at the pong. They really wanted to show me the night life and get me laid. In some club, as it was some time ago, I was approached by an absolute bomb shell with huge melons and a big smile. She was all hands and encouraged me to touch her. I looked over at my friends to receive praise for my luck and they were laughing...giving me the thumbs up. Several came over and started to mess around with this beautiful creature almost to the point of pissing me off... It finally dawned on me what was taking place but not until the K-toy rose up and yelled at my thai friends with a mans voice did I run to the restroom and rinse my mouth and hands. I was lucky to only have kissed the titts and caressed the K-toys body. My ole one eye jack didn't get out to play. Later, I was schooled in how to, always, tell the difference. Now if you know and partake that is one thing but to not know...well, shit I feel sorry for alot of guys. I've been with friends that picked up K-toys in Tony's or Marine and simply didn't believe me when I told them that they were walking hand in hand with a pre or post op... It makes for a good story now but one even took a k-toy home only to find twig and 2 berries not the twat he had in-visioned laying the pipe too...Talk about the crying game! SB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Later, I was schooled in how to, always, tell the difference. So... tell us Smarty Skibum! How? IMO, just when you think you can "pick" a katoey, one comes along who slips under the radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jxxxl Posted June 17, 2004 Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 Oh, you're such an emancipated man. We don't all live in San Francisco :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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