bushpilot Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 The maser: She is fast furious multiple orgasm sexy. She is also very expensive breaks easily and is very expensive to repair. She is often aloof and unattainable. Or just wont start at all sometimes. And her a/c is finicky so you sweat a lot. The corrolla: She is fast enough handles well and is very predictable. She is easy and cheap to operate. Low maintenance and sips gas. She does everything the maser can do and perhaps a little more for a fraction of the cost. She is good looking but won't stop any traffic anywhere. So why is it that I (a 48 year old gas guzzling pickup truck) still lusts for the maser when the corrolla is clearly a better choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Hi The Maser makes you feel great! All that soft all round body feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 I usually just go with a tazi, takes me where I want to go, I pay when finished and we go our own separate directions. I catch another one later as needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushpilot Posted December 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 yea I thinks you have the idea. I know I can afford to rent the maser for a couple of hours a week. perhaps my corrolla will understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 >>>perhaps my corrolla will understand. <<< ever seen a corolla transform itself into tank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 bushpilot said: yea I thinks you have the idea. I know I can afford to rent the maser for a couple of hours a week. perhaps my corrolla will understand. Methinks the Corolla would throw a rod! OH: taxi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 This is now a real crisis . Hereby I stand up in defence of Oficine Alfieri Maserati Modena and declare war at Messieurs Bushpilot et combatantes ! There is a 3 year full warranty covering all cost of repairs but there aren't any. It never breaks. It starts even under 5 inches of snow that you almost do not get the doors open because the whole thing is frozen to a block of ice. The aircon is perfect. Three times Halleluja ! It does further attract neckid women in large quantities which a Corolla has not been heard of . Japanese diesel engines are shite by the way. BuBi , seriously hurt ( soul) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 You're not serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 TroyinEwa1 , well maybe it does not attract thousands of women but about the rest I am dead serious. BuBi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 BBill is a vely serious man, except in most of his posts... and my main competitor is trying to sell his Maseratti over here... Still I have no idea what a Corrolla looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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