Hamokhamok Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 It could just be that the shine is gone off your sherrifs badge. Use a good quality bottle brush.. Seriously there is nothing worse than an itchy arse hole especially when you are walking along and can't get to scratch it or suitably adjust your clothes to relieve the itching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 I nipped in the chemist yesterday and considered buying some condoms to avoid the embarresment of telling her what was wrong, but after a bit of hushed explanation I walked out with some cream for my arsehole which I've marked "A" and a tube which I've marked "B" for another part of my body. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Been there mate .Itchy arse 1/2 hour after having a dump=hemoroids. The best tutt cream I've found is stuff called "Hemocain".This stuff is the bollocks.As soon as the itching starts get to the hong nam and squirt some of this up your clacker.Instant relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkped Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Not sure if would be that localized, but scabies may be a possibility. It's a very small parasite, probably (but not exclusively?) acquired in a social manner. Cure is a cream--prescription in the U.S. medical system. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 <<Been there mate .Itchy arse 1/2 hour after having a dump=hemoroids. The best tutt cream I've found is stuff called "Hemocain".This stuff is the bollocks.As soon as the itching starts get to the hong nam and squirt some of this up your clacker.Instant relief >> TMI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HISURFER Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 As surfers would say, "wipe it good, Bro"! Maybe, you should check for nicotine stain on your underwear, it means, you didn't wipe it good. Also, some dodo, humidity and perspiration can make any one itch to death! Aloha and good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Petchburi Pete Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 In the States, one might try anusol-HC (contains hydrocortisone), proctosol-HC, etc. Over here, pharmacies have similar preparations. If you try these and don't find relief seek advice from a physician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 You were right Lusty, did a little exploration and found a bunch of grapes heading south. Straight on the proctocyl. There's two types of people when it comes to piles .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Correct my man!Those who have em and those who are going to get em! Ask a BG if she'll corterize them for you with a hot ciggarette end! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwood13 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 When possible, STOP using toliet paper - aka SANDPAPER. The SQUIRTER/or a post dump shower is your hemorrhoid's best friend. -redwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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