limbo Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 29.) You kick any dog in the street that comes too close to you, and even consider buying a slingshot to shoot rocks at the dogs. You just realise you bought the slingshot and can't wait to use it. The rest pretty much hits home as well. Oh, almost forgot this one; if you walk hand in hand with your mate to the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 You get the ...ahem...Isaan Passport :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 You?ve been here way too long when... the ants in your coffee don't bother you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 You?ve been here way too long when... You believe eating somtam everyday helps you lose weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 You?ve been here way too long when... You choose which hospital or dentist office you'll use by how cute the nurses and staff are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Here are some more from this week: 1,238) You get extremely excited when you discover that the gal on stage has pink nipples ( Dog!) 1,239) You consider it normal when your friend tells you that he is having his retirement party (18 years with the same company in BKK!!!!!!) at Wild Country -- a diddling/blowjob bar -- complete with a nice buffet. 1,240) People you don't know say hi and carry on a conversation as if they know you in the gogo bar. Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 You drive across town to collect/deliver some papers, and it never crosses your mind you could have faxed them. the lady that cleanes the mens toilet knows you by name ( you go there while waiting for your baggage to come out ) (Don Muang) (maybe this is more of a "youv'e come to thailand too many times when") you think the hand rails in the handycapped stalls are there to grip when you've had a really potent batch of som tom. you use the squat tolets with your heels touching the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 <<you use the squat tolets with your heels touching the floor. >> And read the local newspaper! Don;t squat toilets kill the joy of reading in the loo! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 You?ve been here way too long (on this board) when........ Well..... you know what happened....... BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 hehehehehe - I like that one, In Australia your not considered a true member of the labor party unless they have expelled you at least once! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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