Boring_Man Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 candyfloss said:I had the unfortunate experience of drinking with a Scouser last night in the Toy Bar. A more unpleasant experience could not be had. This 'gentleman' fondled every girl that walked past, shouted incorehently about 'Gerrard', blatantly asked for bj's at every opportunity, and to cap it all, attempted to steal the famous 'monkey'. I think he went to the Apache Bar next........... So it hasn't occurred to you that the scouser was in fact behaving appropriately for Toy Bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 You obviously havn't met Valkerie then.He could buy us all out 10 times over and he's a decent geezer as well:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Man at Work said: candyfloss said:attempted to steal the famous 'monkey'. ???? Do not understand MaW I think Candyfloss is referring to the dirty scabby stuffed toy monkey that the girls in the Toy Bar used to hold over a punters lap when they were giving him a HJ on the raised seats next to the dance floor. I say 'used to' as I can't remember the last time I saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted April 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 Yes. This is correct. I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 You been in the nick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 He's been in the loony bin and I am sure he will be back there when they catch him :smirk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Yes, that's another possibility. Along with been in a coma or alien abduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Little while ago, someone found a chicken embryo in the street and thought it might have been human and reported it to the police.. Before long, locals started leaving bunches of flowers with little messages in the street near the site.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Wish I was as funny as you, you sound like a great laugh to be with, not! wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Wish I was as funny as you, you sound like a great laugh to be with, not! wanker Charmed I'm sure. And to think I wanted your lot to win tonight. Maybe we need an emoticon for scouse twat. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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