candyfloss Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 I had the unfortunate experience of drinking with a Scouser last night in the Toy Bar. A more unpleasant experience could not be had. This 'gentleman' fondled every girl that walked past, shouted incorehently about 'Gerrard', blatantly asked for bj's at every opportunity, and to cap it all, attempted to steal the famous 'monkey'. I think he went to the Apache Bar next........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Nervous Dog was out last night...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 555 you met a member of one of the greatest communities in the World.................not. could have been worse,you could have met Carew 66......... now that is an experience........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 I'm not a bloody scouser. I'm a lay-dee! Where the fuck have you been anyway? They all thought you'd been topped or something. Scousers- gorra luv 'em . Cheeky chappies one and all, give you their last farthing. Gawd bless 'em. Fuckin' 'ell - it's hot here today. Anyone sell me some drizzle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack_schist Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 something that has troubled me for sometime "Whats a scouser"? it is something you can use to do the dishes with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglesoup Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 A "scouser" is someone from the city of Liverpool in England. They usually get a bad reputation. I think they are cool,down to earth people,but sometimes you meet a twat. Scouse twats really are twats,I think thats the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 sorry to have missed hooking up with you during my recent trip. let me know when you are back in the UK and i'll buy the Beers..... for an opinion on Scousers just contact Chocolat Steve,his views are sheer poetry......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 John Peel (RIP) was a scouser and Paul Macartney....so not all bad!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Paul M is sheer crap when compared to Lennon. and i don't think Peelie and Macca have ever been known to be a pain in the arse in Bangkok Bars..........but i might be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Phil (puts on pedant head complete with tin-foil hat), John Peel was not in fact a scouser as such- he just pretended to be one when he first went to America because the Beatles were big and it was 'fab, gear, lar' to be a scouser. Peely was a public school twat. (Muses) Did he not come from The Wirral a.k.a The Insular Peninsular? Paul McCartney, I believe, is a scouser. Hmmm, yes. Definitely. This is proven by the fact that at the first opportunity he left Liverpool and then spent the next 40 years telling the world how great the place is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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