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TOM CRUISE IS A WANKER!!!


Flashermac

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Ok - if you really don't like Tom Cruise then this is what you do:

 

1. Quit your job.

2. Become a Scientologist (full time).

3. Study your L Ron H. day and night.

4. Now we all know that Scientology costs the stars a bundle - but... someone in the "church" is getting that money. You need to find out who this is.

5. Become good mates with the guy from 4 and work how you too can be a receiver of $$ (not a giver).

6. Take some of Tom's money for yourself!

 

*** if by some miracle you find that Xenu is real.

 

7. Join Xenu's galactic army and crush mankind (thus crushing Tom Cruise in the process).

 

Easy :)

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Saw the episode and the thing is Tom doesn't even get a mention. Whole episode features John Travolta locking himself in a closet with the continual line "John you need to come out of the closet". Maybe Tom was more upset about the sexuality connotations than the religious ones.

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i feel sorry for nice Mr.Cruise..........

i see no wrongdoing on his part but he is getting vilified Left,Right and Centre.

People should just remember that he seems a nice guy and probably the greatest Actor of his or any

Generation...... :grinyes:

why can't People just leave the poor guy alone?............. :hug:

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