Glory holes

[Old Hippie]

Is that how you 2 met?

[Central Scrutinizer]

OH,

 

Owwwwwwwwwwww. Quick comeback there OH.

 

Cent

[Central Scrutinizer]

OH,

 

As a teen once I had to take a wicked crap with nowhere to go but the nearby public toilets (a place most avoided back then as they were seriously dirty and a place junkies used to hang and shoot up). Not able to hold my cheeks tight any longer I headed for the crapper. I sat and shat. While sitting there I noticed a hole in the metal wall. Someone was in the other stall and I noticed him peeping through the hole. "What the fuck?" says I. All of a sudden an erect penis comes through the hole! Needless to say ... I fucking punched the damned offensive 'offering'. With a shout of, "Get the fuck out of here you stupid faggot. I'm trying to take a shit here!". The howling and whimpering echoed off the tiles as the flamer scurried out of the stall and out of the public toilet, likely to make for the local hospital. Musta hurt. That's what he gets for sticking his damn pecker where it was definitely not wanted. :: Hey, I was young, and definitely not a PC sort.

 

Cent

[Evel_Penivel]

Another tale along these lines - many, many years ago, when I was in university, a bunch of us went to a city park in Chicago on a Saturday afternoon. One of the guys had to take a shit and was forced to use to the public toilet where the partitions between stalls were pockmarked with glory holes. In comes a dick and my friend responded by turning up the flame setting on his lighter as high as it would go, then flambeing the protruding penis. He ran like hell in case the cooked cock guy had a gun or something and told all of us we had to get out of the park as fast as our legs would carry us.

 

I met up with the lighter guy by pure coincidence a few years back and he said he still remembers the exact sound of the glory holer's screams.

 

EP

[Guest lazyphil]

Is that where you liase with Rory McGrath ::....have you seen these bogs somewhere between the scott polar institute and the fire station, dodgy neon pink, its crying out for poofters to enter

[the_numbers]

Adventurer 22,

 

Just to add to the myriad useless or non Thai information you are getting from people on these sort of "Lucky Holes", which is what the Japanese called them, my two satang is Tokyo.

 

These sort of plywood 'suck me offs' were big in sex clubs during Japan's bubble economy years back when things were more lax in Tokyo. The scene is more closed off now, but still exists albeit scaled down. It is not quite the land of fuck shows anymore, and I haven't seen too many coffee shops with glass ceilings looking up girls skirts, etcetera, but the massive influx of filipino help to handle all the cock in the 80's remains and grows.

 

Point being I'm sure you can still get that kind of experience in a straight context in Japan.

 

I bring this up because :

 

A: Japan is closer to Thailand than some of the other places mentioned and a good trip.

 

B: Maybe unlike our esteemed hero and saviour OH you don't like the male persuasion's lips wrapped around your member even if plywood is between you (not that you'd know the difference perhaps )

 

You can see a few images of these establishments in Araki's book 'Tokyo Lucky Hole' published by Taschen. The drawings of hot girls and even anime characters around the holes is incredible for a still image. Creepy and seductive.

 

OK, and if you want to do it in Thailand go buy some plywood in Chinatown, cut a hole line it with something soft like rubber, stick a porn stars visage on it, and take it under your arm to Lolita's off Soi 8. Innovation is not their specialty so if you know what you want among the Thais sometimes it is best to bring along a sure thing.

 

Cheers,

 

the_numbers

[Julian2]

In one of Joseph Wambaugh's police novels he describes an episode where a little old lady finds herself looking at some one's salami while taking a piss and inserted a hat pin through it leaving the would be Romeo attatched to the wall till the police arrived. Owowowowooooo.

[Old Hippie]

"...B: Maybe unlike our esteemed hero and saviour OH you don't like the male persuasion's lips wrapped around your member even if plywood is between you (not that you'd know the difference perhaps )..."

 

He SAID he didn't care if it was a guy or a girl on the other side..."Glory holes" as far as I know are almost always in gay venues. As he said he had no prefrence, that is where he got directed.And stop fantasizing about your lips on my member, that was a one time deal...er ah...never mind...

[Lusty]

Cant beat a bit of "cottaging"you know!::

[Bangkoktraveler]

Old Hippie's quote:

[color:"red"]"Glory holes" as far as I know are almost always in gay venues. "

 

[color:"black"]

I do not know if the gay venues have glory holes, I never go to them. But at select swing clubs and at swinger's parties, they have them sometimes.

 

There was a movie years ago in which a woman would lay down, blind folded, and would suck off each guest, that is if they wanted to be sucked. The movie claimed that each time her husband showed up, she would know it was him when she sucked his cock. Might be true but then who knows.