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Re the New Airport Opening August !!!


keith doug

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sure KD! a new nightlife area at dung mung! build gogo's around the luggage conveyor belts and let the girls dance on them! each gate is a ST room! check in hall full of beer bars; turn lounges into hostess bars

any more ideas?

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Like HK:

 

Build a driveing range as well.

 

turn the runway into a racing circuit where everyone can testdrive their wheels

 

make it the biggest mans entertainment park ever. (apart from pattaya that is)

 

a gentleman needs

 

golf

sports (watching) activities

women enough to go around

drinks

sauna

massage

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We will have to come up with new lingo for the place....

 

Baggage handlers: Ball massage girls

 

International: Russian, Indian, Flip, etc. girls

 

Exit Row: Replaces the yellow line. Any girl sitting in the exit row takes it up the ass.

 

Arrivals: Newbies

 

Carousel: The rotating go-go bar in the baggage claim area

 

Check in: Shooting your load, busting a nut. "It only take him 2 minute to check in."

 

Departures: Dead falang with plastic bag ductaped around head. Handcuffs and rope optional.

 

Holding Bay: Detained by the Boys in Brown

 

Landing Fee: Bar Fine

 

Apron: Place to wipe your cock after service in the BJ bar

 

Air Traffic Control: Mamasan

 

Fast Track (Express check in): Eden Club

 

Passport: aka Falang Currency meter. Country of origin shows approximately how much money can be removed from walking ATM on a daily basis.

 

Layover: Long time

 

Direct flight: Short time

 

Discounter Fare: Pattaya Beach freelancer

 

E-ticket: Term used by TG to describe falang picked up via chat room.

 

Full Fare: High end massage girl or Show Girl from Go-go bar

 

Weekend stay required: When barfining girl and flying to another destination within LOS, i.e. Phuket.

 

Fare Quote: Negotiating layover (LT) or direct flight (ST) pricing

 

Upgrade: Dumping your current barfine for a more attractive one.

 

Bumped: BG dumps you for a fat falang throwing more money around.

 

Miles: An old, used up BG. "She has too many miles"

 

Award Ticket: Freebie

 

Cabin Cruiser: Freelancer

 

Infant: Underaged girl

 

Port of Entry: Used to describe preferred orifice. Asshole, Pussy and Mouth are all ports of entry.

 

Airsickness: Feeling of nausia experienced by BG right before she changes her Layover (LT) to a Direct (ST) flight.

 

Visa: The plastic card that you are to begin using once the BG has exhausted your ATM funds.

 

Fuel Surcharge: Bill padding

 

3 Letter Codes: Girls names. NOM, PUN, JIT, SOM, LAY, BEE, etc.

 

Airside: Sponsor in LOS

 

Landside: Sponsor in Europe, North America or Australia.

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