Flashermac Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fuck 'em! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. Billy Connolly P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Ugggggggg...if you only knew. My sister finally got a PC/internet/e-mail out on the ranch and guess what she sends me, like 24/7...all this f&cking sh^t... hey...it's family...what can you say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Are you trying to say that my favorite chain letter about [color:red]'leprechauns will come into your house and sodomize you in youry sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour'[/color], you don't want me to send out any more? That was my favorite chain letter! From that chain letter, we stopped the leprechauns dead in their tracks from entering homes and sodomizing the home owner in their sleep. It also put out of business that nasty business that sold leprechaun oil which homeowners had to put on their ass each and every night before they went to sleep. What I am doing is trying to get collections so we can go to Iraq and rescue Mother Mary. Last week, the Americans shot down her space craft as she was going to Bagdad on a mission of mercy. Brother Jesus and the other Apostles plan a major rescue but right now, do not have enough fuel to fly under the radar of the Americans. If you can spare some small change, everything will be appreciated. Please send all funds to Bangkok Bank Swift code BkBKK Acount # 4713 4351 3465 Attn: Nana Bank Receipient Jose Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 I don't recall the chain letter, but it certainly explains the leprechauns the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 hey...it's family...what can you say Killfile? *plonk*? Am I showing my age here LOL!?!?!? Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 >>hey...it's family...what can you say << Those chain mails are the sort of thing I get from my ex-wife's mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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