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Vietnam war films.


chuckwoww

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I think movies such as Apocalypse now and Platoon are too Hollywood to get across the lunacy of war, they are a star vehicle for the likes of Marlon Brando and Charlie Sheen.

 

I prefer my war movies to be more realistic and to be acted out by little known actors. Although not a movie, but a sitcom, I thought "It Ain't Half Hot Mum" shown between 1974 and 1981 on UK TV excellently portrayed the pointlessness of war and what it does to men. Windsor Davies as Battery Sergeant Williams and Melvyn Hayes as Bombadier Beaumont, 'Gloria' to his mates, were particularly effective in their roles.

 

 

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limbo, a ficticious movie 'coming home in a body bag'

 

LEE

They're here. Who's who?

 

ELLIOT

Lee, this is my friend Dick, and these are his friends, Clarence and

Alabama.

 

BORIS

(pointing at Clarence)

This guy's packin'.

 

LEE

Really?

 

CLARENCE

Well, I have to admit, walkin' through the door and seein' these "Soldier of

Fortune" poster boys made me a bit nervous. But, Lee, I'm fairly confident

that you came here to do business, not to be a wise-guy. So, if you want, I'll

put the gun on the table.

 

LEE

I don't think that'll be necessary. Let's all have a seat. Boris, why don't you

be nice and get coffee for everybody.

 

They all sit around a fancy glass table except for Boris, who's getting the coffee,

and Monty, who's standing behind Lee's chair.

 

CLARENCE

Oh, Mr. Donowitz v

 

LEE

Lee, Clarence . Please don't insult me. Call me Lee.

 

CLARENCE

OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you "Coming Home in a Body Bag" is one

of my favorite movies. After "Apocalypse Now" I think it's the best

Vietnam movie ever.

 

LEE

Thank you very much, Clarence.

 

CLARENCE

You know, most movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand. "Sophie's

Choice", "Ordinary People", "Kramer vs. Kramer", "Gandhi". All that

stuff is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog shit.

 

LEE

I hear you talkin' Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.

 

CLARENCE

Like that Merchant-Ivory clap-trap. All those assholes make are

unwatchable movies from unreadable books.

 

Boris starts placing clear-glass coffee cups in front of everybody and fills

everybody's cup from a fancy coffee pot that he handles like an expert.

 

LEE

Clarence, there might be somebody somewhere that agrees with you more

than I do, but I wouldn't count on it.

 

Clarence is on a roll and he knows it.

 

CLARENCE

They ain't plays, they ain't books, they certainly ain't movies, they're films.

And do you know what films are? They're for people who don't like

movies. "Mad Max", that's a movie. "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly",

that's a movie. "Rio Bravo", that's a movie. "Rumble Fish", that's a

fuckin' movie. And, "Coming Home in a Body Bag", that's a movie. It was

the first movie with balls to win a lot of Oscars since the "The Deer

Hunter".

 

BACK TO:

 

 

COPS' ROOM

 

They're all listening to this.

 

DIMES

What's this guy doin'? Makin' a drug deal or gettin' a job on the "New

Yorker"?

 

BACK TO:

 

 

LEE'S ROOM

 

CLARENCE

My uncle Roger and uncle Cliff, both of which were in Nam, saw "Coming

Home in a Body Bag" and thought it was the most accurate Vietnam film

they'd ever seen.

 

LEE

You know, Clarence, when a veteran of that bullshit wars says that, it

makes the whole project worthwhile. Clarence, my friend, and I call you

my friend because we have similar interests, let's take a look at what you

have for me.

 

BACK TO:

 

 

COPS' ROOM

 

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