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migrant Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He said “thanks for picking me up but how do you know I’m not a serial killer?†I replied “the odds of two serial killer’s being in the same car are statistically astronomical". I asked my wife what women really want. She said, "Attentive lovers"... or maybe she said "a tent full of lovers" I really wasn't listening. Vacation Health Tip: sitting in a beach pub provides more skin protection than 100 SPF sunblock... I was eating dinner last night at a restaurant and a waiter yelled "Anyone know CPR?" I yelled out "I know the entire alphabet" and we all laughed... well except for that one guy. I look both ways before crossing a one-way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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