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A stranger walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. The room fell silent and all the others in the bar stared at him as the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you, sir?"


"No," replied the man, "I am from London."


"So, boyo," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?"


"I'm a taxidermist." replied the man.


"A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?"


"Well," replied the man, "I mount animals."


The barman turned to everyone and said, "It's all right lad's, he's one of us."

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