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The Facts About Sex

Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.

According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of

men need to use extra large condoms.

 

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect

(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the

truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is

only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle

king dong)

 

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even

though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

 

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can

make your penis grow but time (most men reach

the end of their growth by the early 20's)

 

5) There is no correlation between penis size and

shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

 

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically

called "prostatic congestion."

 

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

 

 

+Some stuff on the ladies+

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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider

themselves "attractive" (20% of British women

do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say

they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the

term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",

and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of

women say they are "sexy".

 

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong

size bra.

 

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

 

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

 

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

 

+Both+

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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and

women.

 

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before

they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior

prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

 

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1

month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

 

 

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+

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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150

calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your

cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

 

2) You won't get sick. According to research if

you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to

get sick.

 

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense

of well-being. Women who have more sex were

clinically proven to be less depressed than women

who dont have sex.

 

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people

don..t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

 

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies

prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who

had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate

as those who did not indulge themselves at least

once a month. It also makes you look younger. If

you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to

10 years younger than you really are.

 

Did You Know?

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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up

to running 75 miles!!!!

 

 

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Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate

as those who did not indulge themselves at least

once a month.

 

This seems unlikely too. :nono: The death rate for men is fixed: once per lifetime, I believe*. :applause:

 

jack :help:

 

*Unless you're a pisshead falldown coke/smack addict like that singer bloke out of Depeche Mode :clown: and manage to overdose and "die" for 2 minutes inside an ambulance before coming back to life then becoming a born again Scientologist teetotalling vegetarian and whatnot. :rolleyes:

 

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<< 60% of women have had breast implants >>

 

Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

 

 

<< The average man is 5 inches long when erect >>

 

In Asia maybe. As a colleague said long ago, "If you've only got 6 inches, Thai gals think you are Harry the Horse."

 

<< 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way. >>

 

Yea, my Mrs has a strong dislike of lesbians.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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