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How About a Limerick Contest?


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There once was a man from Peru

Who lived on spit, spunk and spew

When he had none of these

He lived on the cheese

Which under his foreskin grew

 

There once was a pirate called Bates

Who learned to fandango on skates

One slip of his cutlass

Rendered him nutless

And totally useless on dates

 

There once was a man from Gaul

Who went to a fancy dress ball

He decided to risk it

And go as a biscuit

But a dog ate him up in the hall

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You realize we can change "Hoi" with "Katoey" and the rhyme stays the same but the meaning of "Attractive young boy" becomes more obvious?

 

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck,it must be a duck, right? Especially after 12 beers and 10 Jim Beams! :drunk::stirthepo:stirthepo

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