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I farted in a lift the other day, silent but very very smelly. There was about 6 other people in the lift, 1 Arab and the rest Indians. Upon smelling the noxious odour the Arab looked distainfully at the Indians and then looked at me and shook his head. How he came to the conclusion that it was one of them I don't know.

 

I have never in all my life had to try so hard to keep a straight face, however I managed to until the thought of that classic Peter Sellers scene where he farted in a lift full of people came into my head, it cracked me up and I left the lift in hysterics.

 

I could hear the Indians talking to each other as I left and I reckon they were saying, "it was him, the dirty bastard" :rotl:

 

 

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