drogon Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Teddy I hate you with all my guts Yep, read some scary stories about camel spiders, damn nasty animals. Wonder if they can survive in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Although some expats in the Gulf who have gotten pissed and fell asleep in the desert have woken up to find parts of themselves eaten by a camel spider.... Does this explain the shortness of your appendage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Munchie this is a lowly attack against your fellow sandman :grin: Good point is he can claim to have been mutilated during the war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beano Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 TeddyI hate you with all my guts Yep, read some scary stories about camel spiders, damn nasty animals. Wonder if they can survive in the UK Camel Spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunsanuk Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Hi, "Although some expats in the Gulf who have gotten pissed and fell asleep in the desert have woken up to find parts of themselves eaten by a camel spider." That is a myth according to this site: http://www.camelspiders.net/ Still, they look seriously nasty. Sanuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 As we are speaking about animals (and your spiders are too scary for my heart) I found a christmas gift for RY -> Golden Poison Frog With that you can eliminate the French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Although some expats in the Gulf who have gotten pissed and fell asleep in the desert have woken up to find parts of themselves eaten by a camel spider.... Does this explain the shortness of your appendage? Sometimes Munchie I think you have a serious fixation on my cock. You bring it up so often, see if you can go a whole week without thinking about it and then take it step by step. There's a good chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted December 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 some nasty pix posted but pix don't bother me that much. a spider in the flesh is a horrible thing to see. i remember basking in that after sex glow in Phuket once and while lying naked on the bed a spider the size of a buffalo dropped from the ceiling and landed on the bed next to me. i freaked out and grabbed my Gal and hid behind her whilst urging her to kill the critter. but later i told everyone i was the hero by killing the biggest spider known to man...... and while in her village on the Thai/Laos border i was have a quiet moment with a beer and reading my book while everyone else was asleep. a spider the size of an elephant made his way across the table in front of my eyes......... i ran away in a second leaving my beer(and that takes a lot)and jumped into bed with #1 Girl and hid under the mosquito net.......... someone once tried to persuade me to handle a Tarantula to conquer my fears. NO F******* WAY............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 When I was a high school student, we used to play with tarantulas. You can scoop them up with your hand and they won't bite. Great fun to chase the girls around the classroom with a big hairy spider. But the ones to look out for in North America are two little ones: the black widow and the brown recluse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 I suppose I am more of a coward than you but more honest. Coward: In the bedroom with my girlfriend :grin: I ran to the bathroom and then shouted at her to kill the monster (was the size of maybe a ping pong ball)... Girlfriend killed the beast but found funny to show me the "cadaver".... I ran in the corridor... So yes whenever a spider is concerned I am a big coward. But I never got a spider the size of buffalo attacking me nor did I claim having killed the beast... Only time in Thailand when I tried to appear brave about spiders was with a lady friend but it soon showed I was a coward when a giant cockroach dropped on my head from the branches above..... I ran like if Napalm had touched me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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