The_Munchmaster Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Some may require translation. She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back. Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan. She’s had more hands up her than sooty! She’s got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle. It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe! She's got a face that could make an onion cry. I wouldn't ride her into battle. Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege. I wouldn’t do her with a rusty pole. She’s got mair chins than a Chinese phone book. She smells like an alkies carpet. She has seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician. It's like shaggin a pail of water. It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak! She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher. She’s got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace. She’s got a face like a sand blasted tomato. She’s got an arse like a bag of washing. She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant. She's seen more helmets than Hitler. She’s got a face like a stuntman's knee. She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab. Like opening the window and shagging the night She's seen more cock ends than weekends. A left her with a face like a painter's radio. She’s got a fanny like a clowns pocket. She’s got a fanny like a Hippo's yawn. She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out. I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet. She’s had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. She’s got a face like a blind joiners thumb. She’s done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew. She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo. Even the tide wouldn't take her out. She’s handled more balls than Dino Zoff. She’s got pish flaps like John Waynes saddle bags. She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout. She had a chunt like a burst couch. She’s had more seamen than Saltcoats. She’s seen more stiffs than Quincy! She’s seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi! She been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 enough of what people say about your Mrs how about telling us a few jokes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I think this an MM joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Doesn't look Scottish. Akis Scots wis ance the state langage o Scotland, it's a vailid pairt o wir heirskip an the associe taks tent tae the fact that it shoud can tak its steid as a langage o Scotland, alang wi Gaelic an Inglis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I hope there isn't an Irish joke hidden here ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 I'm worried that I can understand almost all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I'm worried that I can understand almost all of them. It's your Scottish background... you just got your name the wrong way around, MacFlasher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I've got a lot of Scots in my ancestry, but that part of the family emigrated to America in the 18th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I think it wears off after 200 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I'm worried that I can understand almost all of them. They've been descottishified so that ordinary people can understand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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