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Jest fer Cav ... :D

 

 

 

Better to cast your seed

 

 

A commonly referenced proverb to highlight the evils of masturbation frequently mistaken as a biblical admonition is typically phrased as: "It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."

 

[color:red]The fact is, though, this is not anything to be found in the pages of Scripture.[/color]

 

We get this question fairly often and have been trying to track down the origin of the saying, but alas, with no luck. While not certain of the phrase's exact origin, it does seem to be a false extrapolation of Genesis 38 and the story of Onan, Tamar and Judah.

 

According to Ancient Near Eastern culture, it would have been the responsibility of Onan to impregnate his dead brother's wife that his brother's line might continue. Selfishly, Onan did not wish any of his offspring to bear any name other than his own; and so while he did, in fact, take up the responsibility of sexual relations with his brother's wife, he would not ejaculate inside her but instead practiced the withdrawal method of birth control. God punished Onan for his wickedness and greed by putting him to death (and not, as is popularly believed, for masturbating).

 

The rest of the narrative features the wife, Tamar, posing as a prostitute and seducing Onan's father, Judah. By him, she conceives and bears a son from whom Christ would descend. And God does not strike Judah or punish him in any way in the narrative.

 

So it appears that some cynic had taken the veneer of the tale and crafted a wry commentary that has come to be known as actual Scripture (unfortunately).

 

In the end, the admonition is far from biblical and has nothing to do with masturbation.

 

:wanker:

 

 

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September 05, 2008

 

Sarah Palin's IQ: no higher than 110

 

 

 

The starting point for my estimation of Sarah Palin’s IQ is her college career. The fact that she graduated from a four year college at all indicates her IQ is above average (above 100). But her college history seems indicative of someone who was barely able to graduate. It seems as if she couldn’t hack majoring at business at a college in Hawii, and then transferred to community colleges, and finally was able to transfer back to an easy four year college, the University of Idaho, where she graduated with an easy major, journalism.

 

She definitely does not have the university career of someone whose IQ is one standard deviation or more above the man (115 or higher). Thus her IQ is likely somewhere between 100 and 115.

 

Perhaps I was being generous in the previous post where I estimated 110. It could be as little as 100. A person with an IQ of 100 can still graduate from a four year college if she chooses an easy major and attends a non-challenging school such as the University of Idaho.

 

 

Now we must look at evidence of smartness and evidence of dumbness. Evidence of smartness first:

 

(1) Her sister says she is smart. In her biography, the sister says she was a bookworm as a kid, and on a recent interview on CNN, the sister said Sarah is very smart.

 

It’s not unheard of for siblings to help each other out, so this doesn’t really prove much. I would also not put much stock in the opinions of people in Wasilla where she was mayor. The average IQ of Wasilla seems to be about 95, and in the land of the blind the one-eyed woman is queen.

 

(2) She seemed competent talking about oil drilling on a Larry Kudlow interview that I watched.

 

What IQ does one need to speak competently about one topic? I think the 110 number would be high enough.

 

(3) She got elected governor of Alaska.

 

Surely this must demonstrate something? On the other hand, it seems to me like some freak occurrence, and maybe demonstrates the low IQ of Alaska voters rather than the high IQ of Sarah. Alaska does have a pretty abysmal high school graduation rate. Most intellectual Alaskans flee the state for more mentally stimulating jobs in the lower 48.

 

(4) She gave a good speech at the convention.

 

To what extent is public speaking correlated IQ? The correlation may not be that high. There are lots of high IQ people who are abysmal public speakers, so public speaking is not a highly g-loaded task. Normally, people with IQs below 115 don’t have the opportunity to do much public speaking because they don’t have much to say. But my guess is that a person with a propensity for public speaking with an IQ of 100 can sound a lot smarter than her IQ if there is a smart person available to put words in her mouth.

 

Meaningless evidence:

 

(1) Sarah is very self confident.

 

Self confidence is a trait that, if correlated with intelligence at all, is most likely inversely correlated. Comparing races, blacks have the highest self-confidence and Asians have the lowest self-confidence. But blacks have the lowest IQ and Asians have the highest IQ. Self confidence allows you to trick people into believing that you’re more competent than you really are.

 

Self confidence is related to being a good public speaker, so this trait is tricking people into overestimating her IQ.

 

 

Evidence of dumbness:

 

(1) She majored in journalism, but there’s no evidence that she ever wrote anything.

 

Writing is a highly g-loaded task, so the lack of anything that she’s written could indicate her inability to write at a competent level.

 

(2) She had to hire an administrator to run the “city†of Wasilla.

 

Indicates she wasn’t smart enough to run the city herself?

 

(3) Interest in evangelical Christianity.

 

People who believe in the literal word of the Bible and get into evangelical Christianity are, on average, less intelligent than mainline Protestants.

 

(4) No intellectual hobbies.

 

Smart people have intellectual hobbies. Sarah likes to hunt moose.

 

(4) Proleness

 

I find this to be the most compelling indicator that Sarah’s IQ isn’t much higher than the minimum required to graduate from the University of Idaho. Social class is highly correlated with IQ. This correlation is much higher than the correlation between income and IQ or between income and class.

 

Both of Sarah’s parents are school teachers, the quintessential middle class jobs, but Sarah has clearly sunk to prole. Her husband hasn’t graduated from college, Track is not going to college, and Bristol gives no indication of being college-bound. Track getting arrested, and Bristol getting pregnant at 17 are markers of being prole rather than middle class.

 

Sinking in class below one’s parents tends to indicate having a lower IQ than one’s parents, which is why I have a hard time believing that Sarah’s IQ is any higher than 110.

 

 

 

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In 2001 I met this lady, 'Lisa Ann,' at a production office in Burbank. I was out front answering phones and she was there to meet some exec. I don't know what it was about, if she was trying to get a role, they were dating, whatever.

 

Anyway, while she was waiting out by my desk had a short conversation. She told me she modeled on a site called Danni's Hard Drive. She was hot and I looked her up that evening. Turned out to be a soft porn site. Well, I'm not a big boob guy but this lady had my blood flowing. She inspired a few quality wanks for a couple days.

 

And then, years later, I see her name on news blogs ---> she's starring in a Hustler film called 'Nailin Palin.' I'm pretty sure she's around 40, give or take a couple years.

 

Long story short: I'm with you on the Milf thing Cav. Give me a MILF with a tight athletic body any day of the week over a young fat chick. Plus they're usually a little more skilled and sensual.

 

A toast, to all the great MILFs of the world sir.

 

Lisa Ann in 'Nailin Palin':

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