Top 10 'unanswerable' questions revealed

[The_Munchmaster]

1. What is the meaning of life?

 

2. Is there a God?

 

3. Do blondes have more fun?

 

4. What is the best diet?

 

5. Is there anybody out there?

 

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

 

7. What is love?

 

8. What is the secret to happiness?

 

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

 

10. How long will I live?

 

[Nervous God]

Well - 2 and 3 are easy,

[Flashermac]

 

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[preahko]

No, THESE are the ten unanswerable questions:

 

1. What you name?

2. How long you stay Thailand?

3. You come Thailand first time?

4. Where you stay?

5. You like lady Thai?

6. You like butterfly? (or "You like change lady?")

7. You have Thai girlfriend before?

8. You buy drink me?

9. You buy drink my friend me?

10. You pay bar me?

[radioman]

I'm with preahko (what sort of name is that anyway) and (how the fark do you say it) but still, who gives a flying fark if blondes have more phun preahko has it nailed. Should be the top dozen though, I'd add:

 

11. You like me samoke you?

12. You like boom boom toot?

[Nervous God]

I thought it would be more like

 

Why won''t you suck dick?

Why is your mother sick?

Wants wrong with this buffalo if it's always sick?

Why do you eat Dog's?

Why does the loudspeaker have one setting?

Why do you fall asleep instantly in a car?

Why do you listen to your sister it only makes you crazy?

Why are you doing a u-turn on a 6 lane highway and expecting the traffic to stop?

Why do you need taxi money, I paid already?

Why do you need to leave at 3am, long time means I take you to show and tell at the Nana Breakfast Buffet?

 

 

[Steve]

1. What is the meaning of life?

 

2. Is there a God?

 

3. Do blondes have more fun?

 

4. What is the best diet?

 

5. Is there anybody out there?

 

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

 

7. What is love?

 

8. What is the secret to happiness?

 

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

 

10. How long will I live?

 

11. Why won't Wenger buy a new GK and a quality def. center mid so Arsenal can finally win the title?

[Steve]

1. What is the meaning of life?

To live a dogs life and realize at the very end it wasn't worth it.

 

2. Is there a God?

Yes, and worse yet, its the devil that planted the question to f**k you over.

 

3. Do blondes have more fun?

The pretty ones do.

 

4. What is the best diet?

The ones that are the hardest to keep doing.

 

5. Is there anybody out there?

Maybe

 

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

Obama...but thaint person can and does change. Bin Laden at one time as an example. In the future it will be the company that invents the pill that adds 3 inches to your dick with girth and the male contraceptive pill with no side effects

 

7. What is love?

The srongest force known to man. Love makes you do some stuff hate won't do. Its also getting a stunner for 1k baht

 

8. What is the secret to happiness?

Its relative. Unique to each. For example, for me its being loved unconditionally, unlimited wealth, pussy, Arsenal quadruple with domestic cup finals over Tottenham and Man Yoo, CL final over Barca and the oxtail dinner with rice, gravy, double yams at Bertha's soul food restaurant in south central LA with a butter cream cake dessert.

 

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

No. Its part of the answer to question number

8. If he did I wouldn't be happy.

 

10. How long will I live?

If I told you you'd die sooner from worry.

 

[shygye]

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