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Merry Xmas From My Village


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Maybe we could all pitch in, get her a new pair of shoes? Those flipflops (by which, obviously, I refer to the SHOES, and not to any other aspect) put the capital "V" in Village... Get her a job a Hooters, while the place is still open - if she can't speak enough English to serve as waitstaff or whatever, maybe she can just stand guard to watch for possible runners - with her solid village constitution and work ethic, I don't doubt she'd be ready to tackle anyone trying to avoid their bill!

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(Hope no one takes my concerns about footwear as a criticism of the eager young lass above - I have full appreciation for all of her assets, including shoes, wear the same myself around the house...Just there's a time and place for everything, and 'on stage' is generally not the place for flipflops... Very best wishes to the young woman as she heads to the big city!)

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