buffalo_bill Posted September 4, 2002 Report Share Posted September 4, 2002 - This Stickman Lite is really late again and my apologies. But due to new commitments at Whoremongers Anonymous my much deserved leisure time starts to suffer to an extent which now appears to be hardly tolerable . Myself and Reverend Andy from the Dollhouse Foundation cater for the desperate. Those willing to reconsider their wrongdoings, drop up. Alls suds 70 Baht, barfine 400. - Last weeks photo showed indeed uncle Theodore on his honeymoon trip. Entire thanks and one My Creme go out to aunt Cecilia in Wellington. - The calendars are gone by now. - Thailand has so much more to offer than the notorious temples, palaces and beaches. Discover the real Thailand just a few feet away from Bangkok?s glittering Sukhumvit Avenue where a little place called Livingroom shows you what Thailand really stands for. No smile remains unanswered , a small donation is always welcome and will be generously rewarded. And no, I am in no way whatsoever connected to The Livingroom . All suds 70 Baht, barfine 400. - Midnite Bar, Soi Cowboy, seems to have lost all it?s former charm. Well, did it ever have any ? - Who am I , who are we and where is it ? The latter concerning my bicycle which I parked outside Thermae on Sunday morning 1.30 am and my knowledge of it?s current whereabouts leaves very much to be desired. What is this city heading for ? - I insist that my column expresses nothing than my private, single opinion which is the same as Whosyourdaddy?s and I don?t care. - Thai bargirls in England make an average 200.000 Pounds / year and after 10 years of hard work and disciplined lifestyle the majority of them returns home to the village with about 130 Million Baht in the pocket. A considerable sum . - Daily flooding of all the main roads reminds us that the rainy season has arrived. So far I haven?t seen any rain yet. But it will come ,sure as hell. Thanks this week to all my close friends from Nanaplaza.com . Your feedback is welcome . It is GUILT that makes you laugh me. But one day Stick laugh you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straycat Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 Hhahahaahahaahaaha! I can't believe you're German Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 Why dont you start your own website? Simply hilarious, and true. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jxxxl Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 BBill, You captured it perfectly, very funny stuff. JX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 Brilliant again, keep em coming. German?? even funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiHome Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 German? Who would have known. TH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 This is a scream! Very good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted September 5, 2002 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 Gentlemen, being German is not a disease as such ;there are even some who regularly laugh at fixed times. I can assure you that we now have plenty of comedy shows every night ; although after having seen one you wish you had access to the Thai TV. One sanuker is suggesting I should do my own website. Various obstacles : I know only since Thursday last week what a browser is. I don?t really know yet but the name is Netscapeexplorer, my God what a name. Is he Thai like Wulasititrongapornakong ? Second, using my computer I can only manage by following a hand-written paper which I fixed to the screen and in the morning I do everything I find there. Somebody made it for me. Recently I found out that you can preselect websites and store them . This is a really excellent thing because to type matureladiesshowallforyou.com I became really tired of. Now I have stored it but you can change the name of the site and if I now hit ThaiAir, I can watch matureladies. This is very good in case somebody wants to look what I am doing all day. I could store plenty of websites in the meantime ; if I like I can look what happens in Pattaya, very funny. . In June they said I should have a completely separate computer for myself which is not connected to the one we use to make money. The reason was that every week there was a riot because they accused me of uploading all shite on the net and we had another virus. Now it is peaceful and every time I have a big accident somebody comes and after 10 minutes I can continue. This is why I made the ThaiAir.After all, managing a website is too much for me. I use computers but find them frightening. I also have a laptop. In fairness to Mr. Stick it should be said that it is easier to shoot on something than to be the victim . Committing to a regular column becomes a burdon and if the crowd finds something they throw a load of shit at you. Stick is a very nice fellow ( we go eat noodell two time ) and I hope he continues his Weekly til eternity. Tecnically I even sympathize with his current approach on prostitution. I sincerely hope that after the emotional stress with a sweet new relationship did come to rest , there will survive a strong desire to stay faithful to the selected loved one. I my case I did never work for too long. We wish him well. 'Nuff said. Bbill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
changnoi Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 "being German is not a disease as such" No, but being German and having a sense of humour borders on the oxymoronic Great parody, but as you say, "it is easier to shoot on something than to be the victim". Is that a German proverb ? Anyway, it certainly isn't easy to come up with a fresh column every week. It's always easier to poke fun and criticise. Maybe it would be more constructive if posters could suggest subjects that they would like Stickman to cover in future columns. I'd like him to do a series on what goes on behind the nightlife scene, the side that tourists don't see. Stuff like, Drug abuse, yaa baa, girls "speeded up" to work in gogos Money laundering by foreign criminals in BKK PTTY through tourist venues Hard facts (difficult I know) on hiv infection rates Sexual abuse/ harrassment of girls by bar owners... All important topics little covered on the web that would give some credibility to a moral stance. However, discretion in proceeding would be key; remember the farce when he identified interviewees who had divulged their private finances, and the time he had to "un-identify" (ouch) the hiv positive girl. But it would be a good response to the critics who ridicule his lack of substance. BTW Bill, do you have an English mother by any chance ? (That's still bugging me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2002 Report Share Posted September 5, 2002 Hi changnoi, >>>>>I'd like him to do a series on what goes on behind the nightlife scene, the side that tourists don't see. Stuff like, Drug abuse, yaa baa, girls "speeded up" to work in gogos Money laundering by foreign criminals in BKK PTTY through tourist venues Hard facts (difficult I know) on hiv infection rates Sexual abuse/ harrassment of girls by bar owners... <<<<< Not likely to happen. Mainly, because some of the above subject matter is taboo on this board, and others, for obvious reasons. Secondly, Stickman has taken himself out of the loop concerning Thai nightlife, or at least, has taken a decidedly different posture, as is his right. Shit happens, and things change. HT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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