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I realise that, just wanted to clear it up I case bust didn’t understand

I wouldn’t go that far, in Thailand there is a marked difference in quality between local and imported beef and even I can tell the difference between a $2 Bottle of wine and a $20 Bottle. People can tell the difference between good and bad, but they cannot tell the difference between good and alleged better than good, i.e. Aussie Beef V Wagyu or a $20 Bottle v $200 Bottle of wine

It was a play on the a court scene with the glove “it doesn’t fit”

A Vietnamese man and a Jewish man are waiting in the Doctor’s office for an appointment and as the time goes on they become more and more irritated until finally the Jewish man says, “I hate you Vietnamese people!”. Shocked, the Vietnamese man says, “What in the world would compel you to say something like that? Why do you hate Vietnamese people?” To which the Jewish man replies, “Because you bombed Pearl Harbor!” The Vietnamese man goes, “You idiot! That wasn’t the Vietnamese, that was the Japanese!” To which the Jewish man shrugs and says, “Vietnamese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” Stunned, the Vietnamese man says, “Yeah, well I hate all you Jewish people!” To which the Jewish man replies in great indignation, “That’s anti-Semitic! Why would you hate all Jewish people?” And the Vietnamese man says, “Because you sank the Titanic!” “You idiot,” bawls the Jewish man, “That was an iceberg!” To which the Vietnamese man replies, “Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”

I was going to reply “More Money than Sense” ten I realised that someone with a couple of Cents would have more money than the sense of people paying this much.

I just heard they tried to put him in a coffin but it doesn’t fit

OJ Simpson, NFL star acquitted in ‘trial of the century’, dies aged 76 Link

And to prove a point

Tik Tok Generation, they can’t even take a piss without making a song and dance about it. No, no video but I’m sure if you searched you’d soon find one

According to the Secretariat of the Prime Minister's letter to the Transport Ministry and relevant agencies, the communication followed Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin's suggestion during the Cabinet meeting on April 2. The suggestion aims to ensure efficiency in the port development, which is under the Port Authority of Thailand's supervision, the letter said, adding that it is also in line with the national agenda on dealing with air pollution The Transport Ministry and relevant agencies have been ordered to: • Accelerate the study on the feasibility of moving Bangkok Port, also known as Khlong Toei Port, away from the capital, covering the relocation of nearby oil silos. • Prepare a plan to develop the Bangkok Port area to tackle issues such as the slum community, traffic jams and air pollution. The development should be clear, appropriate and complete as soon as possible based on benefits of Bangkokians," the letter said, adding that relevant agencies must submit progress to the prime minister. Source Call me a cynic, but when the Prime Minister of Thailand owns one of the major property development companies in Thailand , Sansiri orders the freeing up of prime river side land for development, I smell major corruption, Chewit was right about this snake

And the difference is?

There is a hole in the road and authorities are looking into it

Did you know Worldfun was in Spain around the same time you and I were? I had a fun night out in Madrid with him. I had met him on numerous previous occasions in Bangkok

Double post

Admin did issue an Apologt all be it slightly sarcastic then later agreed the sarcasm was uncalled form

A few days back Old Hippie was talking about KSR crusties and his dislike for such, and I posted a link to an old thread of a mate of mines “KSR World Records” Now it just so happens that Rick was also responsible for the Classic “Man in Greenland” This is my copy from the original forum he posted it on The actual events took place in Pattaya in 1999, if you story is a funny read, then try being one of the guys who was sat with him when this shit went down, Rick was a classic piss taker but this one took the biscuit and how I kept a straight face is beyond me to this very day. Hi All, I was vaguely following the post on ?The Worst Ambassadors?, which are the worst nationalities in LOS and so on. I have a solution to this , and am looking for for new recruits to my team. While on Pattaya I decided to avoid the bargirl prejudices on certain nationalities, eg ` Man from Germany, he broke my heart, I no like man Germany any more`, or ? Man Italy he boom boom too long, I no like man Italy? etc . I achieved this by declaring myself as the `Man from Greenland `. `Hello where you from ? ` `I am from Greenland` `Oh, Greenland man very goo... Greenland !! . Where Greenland, I no hear before ` Bingo. Now instead of reurgitating their own experiences with men of different nationalities they had experienced, I was instead asked where the hell Greenland was, and pretty soon I was drawing a map of Greenland for several bargirls showing them this new exciting country. By the time I had left, I had sold Greenland as a new home of exciting falangs who treat their women with the utmost respect and have good hearts. What I am looking for now is more sanukers who want to abandon their nationalities for a night or two, and adopt Greenland as their new country of origin. Together, let?s create a strong brand name, Greenland, as a place where nice men roam. A place that bargirls can hold close to their hearts as a nationality of good quality sanukers. I have already laid the groundwork in Cat?s a gogo and Classroom a gogo in Pattaya, , let?s have more honourary Greenlanders who behave themselves well, and pretty soon the brand name can be adopted by anyone , as a guarantee to a bargirl the the ? Man from Greenland, he good heart ?. RIC A few awkward questions that a man from Greenland may have to face: Question : `Why no man Greenland come Thailand before ? ` Appropriate lie : `Only this year can man Greenland leave country , same same man Lao and Cambodia. ` Question : `Why you speak good English ? ` Apropriate lie : `Greenland very close to Amerigah , Canadah, Engerland etc .If she detects your accent, simply say you studied at university in the country you are actually from. Question ;: `What job you do Greenland ? ` Appropriate lie : `I am fisherman ` Question : `Why you no buy cola for me ? ` Appropriate lie : `There is not much fucking money to be made catching sodding fish now is there. ` WRONG !!!!! Man Greenland good heart,remember that . Buy the lady a drink.

Had a bust up with board admin over something trivial, another Mountain out of a Mole Hill moment fro ND hehe. He is now having a hissy fit saying “I won’t come back until they apologise” like how can they apologise if they think you are not here

I don’t think any of those Japanese were Prison Guards in Burma or the Death Railway, completely different bunch nowadays At Football World Cups they stay after the match and collect all rubbish in stadium Clean Uo

Cosmos that’s the place we hung out, I knew it would come back after my third coffee

At least it ain’t based on a real event

Sad News about The Numbers, had some fun afternoons out with him and Suadum in Patpong many years ago

Hollywoods obsession is with rewriting history on movies loosely based around warr U-571 No the Americans did not intercept the Enigma Machine scepter in Hollywood, it was the Brits but whitewashed out of history Saving Private Ryan Only America landed on D Day no mention of the Brits, Canuck’s or Aussies, The Mulberry Harbours and DD Tanks used in the D Day landings were both British inventions except in Hollywood when they were yank. The Last Samurai, as if the Japanese Imperial Guard would be saved by a random American Battle of the Bulge, Red Tails, Braveheart, The Patriot, Pearl Harbour and so on and so on, the list is endless. And to make matters worse, many Americans believe the Hollywood remake of History as fact.