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  1. migrant

    Wanker Food

    Great rant! Totally agree, and I, also, love to, live to, eat!! Try abalone again making sure it's cooked right, it is good. Used to be able to dive (Yes hand collect) off California islands.
  2. Not really into BDSM but may be willing to learn for that young lady!
  3. Greg Allman of the Allman Bros dies at 69. When I first moved to California to get residency for college I worked a year moving pianos. Delivered one to Greg Allman and Cher (together at the time). Both very nice and a decent tipper!!
  4. First place I ever went in Thailand. An English friend was showing me around and after one sip of beer I felt hands start massaging my neck. Turned and saw a nice looking Thai lady, was quickly educated in the ways
  5. When in BKK we go to a restaurant near that MP. It seems there are quite a few others there too that remain in business. Perhaps they kept up their payments
  6. Used to go to Honduras a lot, involved a young lady. Guns everywhere, always had to watch out.
  7. Yes, but did they say they were guaranteed seats on the flights they bought, and were ticketed on!!
  8. I've found I lose weight when in Thailand (we stay 9 months Thailand, 3 in the states). Mainly due to smaller portions. I like to eat so, when in the states, I get a massive platter of food, I eat it, a star member of the clean plate club. When in Thailand I eat the smaller portions and am content so the weight falls. The constant frying, sugar and MSG though in the Thai food doesn't help.
  9. Been watching Longmire. I believe it is a A&E network show but I have been watching on netflix. A wyoming sheriff, older, grizzled and in modern times. Good plots (in season 6 already) and characters
  10. HOSPITABLE Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear. At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight". I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!" A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429." Sometimes they are hard to understand.
  11. Man comes home from work and sees his girlfriend out front with all her luggage Man. "Honey what's the matter?" GF. "I'm leaving you, I heard you were a pedophile!!" Man. "Pedophile?......Say that's a big word for a ten year old"
  12. Dr: "It's bad news Jim" Jim. "What is it doc?" Dr. "You have to stop masturbating" Jim. "Oh God........Why?" Dr. "Because I'm talking to you"
  13. Did a little consulting with them about 15 years ago. They have been around a long time and VERY profitable
  14. Enemy at the gates with Jude Law, Ed Harris (a favorite). Set during the battle for Stalingrad it's dueling snipers. Pretty good
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    Departees !

    Was the camperrvan a rental? Always enjoyed that type of travel
  16. Merry Christmas! Second one here in Thailand, where's the snow??
  17. Rock the Kasbah, a movie with Bill Murray and Bruce Willis, 'nuff said!!
  18. "Knock knock" "Helo?" "Hi this is the police, is he here?" "No sorry" "Oh, OK we will maybe come back again"
  19. Not sure how you all get the screen shot link
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