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Lamock Chokaprret

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Sounds like a good deal to me when compared to somewhere like Las Vegas. Lets take a look:

 

*costs converted from $US to Baht

 

1. Hotel - 4920b

2. Meals - 2050b (3 meals per day)

3. 1 ST - 20500b (2 hours with equivelant type escort)

4. Transportation - none

5. Drinks for punter - 820 (4 drinks)

6. Lady drinks - none

7. Hidden costs- court costs and fines if caught. Maybe jail time if repeat offender

 

Total cost per lay per day: 28,290b

 

Thailand still sounds like a great deal to me.

 

 

 

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This would make a great Visa Credit card commercial...

 

Cost of plane fare $900, cost of drinks, $400, hotels, $300, trip to the VD clinic, $100, Gold for GG, $300 Money for dead buffalo, $300...Memories of LOS, Priceless! For everything else, there is Visa... :)

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Lets face it. just going out to your local nightclub will probably set you back £50-70 AND you've got no definite chance of pulling.

 

So for approx 5000 baht, you can do whatever you want and still probably have change for the next night :hubba:

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Says Old Hippie:

This would make a great Visa Credit card commercial...

 

Cost of plane fare $900, cost of drinks, $400, hotels, $300, trip to the VD clinic, $100, Gold for GG, $300 Money for dead buffalo, $300...Memories of LOS, Priceless! For everything else, there is Visa...
:)

 

Surely that should read

 

"For everything else there is the other Visa card (which you hope isn't maxed out) in your wallet" :grinyes:

 

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Total cost per lay per day: 28,290b

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for that price, you can forget Las Vegas and buy yourself a lost week-end in BKK or Pattaya. Just call sick for work on Monday morning (monday night in LOS).

air ticket: 25000

left 3290 bahts. in my book, that's 2 threesomes and a"Zanemay-type" romance :: :: :: ::.....

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I think your forgetting the cost of educating yourself so you could get the job that is now making you so stressed out you need to go to LOS. The lost income while your away from work. The insurance on your vehicles back home and various other incendry and miscalaneous :grinyes: costs :: Macintosh, pre lube, soap, toothpaste, razors etc. In the long run or the short run it is cheaper to just stay home; allowing for inflation. This is not even to mention the paranoia you might have the morning after when you realize your tilac{that sweet little thing} has gone down with more guys than the TITANIC---Thats PRICELESS. I think some things are not rational. If you want to have fun and travel it costs money. I've never seen a luggage rack on a hearse, so ya cant take it with you. Lifes for livin, everything has a price. If you want to play ya gotta pay. In the end its not the memories about what it costs that brings me back its remebering all the fun I had ,granted often I can not remember all the faces and names. "Dont think too mut" Do it or dont "Up to You".

You want quality oats you pay the price if you dont mind those that have been through the horse they are cheap. :)

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I tend to come in around $150.00 per night. I get fucked every night and I get fucked up every night :) I buy more than my share of drinks and tend to barfine the hottest gogo dancers I can find.

 

I stay for free while on business, so the price goes up another $50 a night if I'm paying for the hotel.

 

I cant go down to the neighborhood bar without blowing $100.00, so for me it's a no brainer. Not to mention the frequent flyer awards that will offer me a freebie trip in the near future :) ::

 

 

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Says Old Hippie:

This would make a great Visa Credit card commercial...

 

Cost of plane fare $900, cost of drinks, $400, hotels, $300, trip to the VD clinic, $100, Gold for GG, $300 Money for dead buffalo, $300...Memories of LOS, Priceless! For everything else, there is Visa...
:)

This is really good :grinyes: . You should suggest it to some TV comedy show, OH.

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