Poseidon for A night!

[Guest]

I often mention the massage experience due to my love for the Ratchada strip.

 

 

I spent my last night in Bangkok before I headed to Pattaya with a trip to my "Now" Favorite massage parlour. I set aside 7000 baht for a evening of bliss. I wanted a good experience so I decided on Poseidon. I've been inside once but never taken the grand tour.

 

I left the Manhattan hotel after a good sauna/steam/and massage at 7:30 and made my way past cowboy, asoke, down Ratchada to the food stalls across from Poseidon on the Intamara side. I didn't remember if the taxi got a fee.( no unwanted help or fee surcharge...I thought) I made my way up the drive-way upon the steps. My first Impression was Damn I'm the only American here(a fact I do enjoy). The stairs led through a tinted glass foyer. To my imediate right is a karoke bar. It's quite mood setting with Asians singing great American songs on a raised platform for all to enjoy...black and blue lights with several couches, game machines and a bar to top off the room. I gave it a quick look and left back to the foyer.

 

The Foyer has a circular desk as you walk thru- the front doors with stairs leading to the next level on either side. To the right of the desk is the Karoke room and to the left is a lounge/resturant.

 

As you walk into the lounge you are greeted by hostesses sitting in a two part sectional couch seperated by some flower pots or something. One side takes it up the arse :: while the other...wait, sorry that's Eden's. The hostesses are English speaking and many are in University. The Hostess will join you in the lounge for 440 baht for 40 minutes then 220 baht every 40 minutes thereafter. Her drinks are on your bill as stated the price on the menu...cola is say 80bht to 2000 for a bottle of? You can barfine the hostess for 1500 baht. That does in no way garranttee a sexual conquest. As several consider themselves "GTG" and need alot of wooooooing!

 

I ordered a Black with ice in the lounge from the bar for 220 baht and headed up the stairs in the foyer for the second floor. At the top of the stairs around a corner you are greeted by another bar, viewing area, couches and the FishBowl. Wednesday Night it was 2500bht for the left side and 2700 for the right. I couldn't tell any difference most woman were stellar with fair skin, tall, and nice figures. This is where I met Anucha an english speeking guide. He told me the scoope ie...prices, ladies, what to expect and then escorted me down the red hallway to the elevators to the Model club. (Everyone goes down the red hallway either to the 3rd floor or to the rooms with your choice from the fish bowl...when leaving the 3rd floor and the elevator is heading to the 2nd floor your caged with ladies who have just finished their party...good viewing...I saw several Men grab ladies ASAP after she parts her customer before heading into the bowl again.)

 

The Model lounge on the 3rd floor has a few bars, free internet, chairs, and couches everywhere...along with some very hot woman. I told my guide I wanted a Penthouse hottie(pointed to picture of a thai penthouse girl and said "Suee Mach Mai sp errr" Ok unclear...but he told me that from 4000 to 6500 would get a super model hottie. I told him I wanted to see what hottie ment. I was ushered to a couch and 4 ladies were brought to me/my attention... After a few words and fees associated with each I told my guide I wanted to think about it...he urged me not to let one get away as they most certainly were being picked up quite quickly. Thus, I decided to look earnestly at any new talent downstairs and make a desicion. In the Elevator hallway on the 3rd floor I had a few word with an English speaking gentlemen we both glanced up as the elevator doors opened. Before our eyes stood two extremly beautiful 5'7 light skin, natural hour glass figures heading down to the 2nd floor. My mind was made up in seconds...I booked the best for 11:00p.m. first available spot. It was 9:30 and I wanted to re-visit the 1st floor lounge and see the hostesses again.

 

The 1st floor lounge I was greeted by the hostesses and choose a lovely thai with excellent command of English as it seemed. I was led to the far-most corner couch and spent the next 1:40 minutes getting to know my hostess. I had a great conversation with a Law student of 4 years who attended the 2nd best school in Bangkok "her words" as Chulla occupied the top spot... My enjoyment was complet as she asked me thought provoking questions that intriged actual deep contemplation...I had a wonderful time eating a special dinner (not on menu) and nursing my 3rd 220 bht Black Ice. At 11:05 my appointment made earlier is ushered to the table and I finally meet this beauty. The hostess I am with gives me her mobile number and after a 2500bht(not including my 3 Black Ice) bill we part ways with a kiss.

 

My appointment appologises for being late and as she has just witnessed the last 10 minutes with my chosen hostess sees how friendly, generous, and relaxed I have become. This, I believe set the mood for the next 2:30 hours. We are led to the elevator by my original guide who has ushered my appointment to me and us away. I relieve 250 bht from my pocket for his aid and he shakes my hand.

 

I'm now alone with my a very lovely lady. I am lead to a room high above Ratchada strip and enjoy being completly pampered. I never rose a finger to un-dress, re-dress, bathe before or after...with great detail both times, she showed great attention to all the important areas, assisted in any overlooked ones as well. My face was washed, my ears cleaned, I was givin a back rub, I was told to relax with tenderness and wanting. My needs were attened too and no request was denied. She gave my entire body a tongue massage. (she vibrated her tongue from head to foot encompasing my body) Nothing, was left overlooked or left un-done. I could not have made anything better. She even gave me more time as we recieved 2 calls but she never rushed or quickened our pace. This was the best massage experience I have ever had! I have had ALOT of massage experiences! Thus, my need to post after such a great time!

 

We parted ways with a promise to have my needs met 3 or 4 times as she insisted on my next visit. 7000 baht for a great time not to bad! It's all about the memories!

 

Sorry about any spelling, grammer, I'll fix later!

 

SB

[rovineye]

:applause:

 

BRAVO BRAVO!!!

 

A most excellent report my man!

 

:applause:

 

Some may post negatively about the cost, Not me!

 

Was that 2 1/2 hours with the masseuse? EXCELLENT!

 

I have not been there. Yet!

[jitagawn]

 

This is pretty typical treatment indeed.Its a class act 100% (depending upong the guy and girl )- When I naughty boy with my Thai friends or alone it is almost always here or at Champs Elysee :: :: ::

We once got several rooms with large pool and a variety of nearby rooms-eating areas etc etc-As good as P4P gets IMHO.

 

SC?Nana?I don'think so....

 

Now don't overrun this place guys. ::

[Zaad]

Very nice story, SkiBum.

 

That's something every man must experience before leaving this planet.

[Guest]

PSILVERS here...

 

Wow! I am quite jealous. Yesterday, I went to CP2 and had what I would say only a mediocre experience. The lady was young and had one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen. The service was not that great, though. Went through the motions.

 

I have had very good experiences before at CP2, so it looks like it is a matter of luck. But, I will have to admit I think I will make an effort to check out Poseidon some time.

 

Thanks for the report!

 

PSILVERS

[TokBet]

I go to the model lounge quite often but not as much as I used to. Not many farang go there, maybe because the cost for us is 1,000 baht more than for Asians. This surcharge is Non-negotiable.

 

I've been with some of the cheaper ones but also with the most expensive. Ones that have actually appeared in the Thai version of Penthouse. They were OK, but not great. Very 'professional', I would say.

 

The really good-looking 'models' are difficult to team up with. You usually have to make an appointment in advance and then quite frequently they don't show up for work anyway. The last 2 appointments I made were no shows. (And it's not me, I assure you. Because of my relationship with the people running the place, I frequently get girls that refuse to go with farang. I am also offered the new ones as soon as they start working there.)

 

The service is usually good, but not spectacular. After all, they are in it only for the money and that sometimes really shows through. (But some of them are trying to find a Thai or other Asian Sugar Daddy. I've known a couple who were successful in this regard.) They make a LOT, and I think their minimum is 80 sessions a month. (Actually, 80 'coupons' gets them the monthly bonus.) The good 'model' will do 120+ per month. (I was told all the particulars by a couple of models and also the management. But that was a while ago and my Alzheimers sometimes gets the better of me.) This applies to the women in the model lounge, who can set their own hours. (Some really are uni students, by the way.) I don't know the particulars about the standard fishbowl.

 

I suppose I'm a bit jaded because I know too much about the place.

 

And I think I know the one you had. She was very quick with the tongue, right?

 

And black hair with brown eyes?

[TokBet]

CP2 is probably my favorite Bangkok soapie joint because of the selection. And I like the fact that taxi drivers don't get a cut.

 

But it is all a bit of hit or miss as for the actual experience. Same is true of all the palces, I think.

[jxxxl]

SB,

 

Great report .

 

My experience with the showcase girls at Poseidon is that not only do the look better than the fishbowl girls, they are actually more attentive and "talented". I suspect there is a fine line for some between staying upstairs or being placed in the fishbowl so they have to work hard at pleasing the customers. I know the Thais and other Asian customers do expect better treatment when they are paying premium prices and definitely let the management know if they aren't happy.

[Old Hippie]

I highly doubt your story! I and the other board members demand you return there immediately and see if all you experienced is true!! We will not take no for an answer! If after your second and third time (if necessary) are the same, we will believe your story!! Best I go along with you (at your expense) to verify your story!! :) This is a great place isn't it??

[Guest]

I've never been there, but recently spent some time with a GTG, who only ever knew one prostitute (a friend of a friend). She worked here, and told my GTG that she averages 3,000 baht a night. Just thought I'd throw this in, as was said from Thai girl to Thai girl. No reason for there to be bullshit, or exaggerated figures.

 

At the prices charged, you would think that she would do better than that. But, I also don't know what class she was in (model, super model, etc.). Just passing along some info.

 

HT