Fiery Jack Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Who's face would you like to give a good punching to? Jeffrey Archer David Beckham's missus Bono out of U2 My ex-wife Her lawyer Jude Law David Soul Wayne Rooney Mick Lister (barman at the Swiler Arms that barred me again last Saturday) Graham Norton Sting TV magicians Avril Lavingne Tony Blair Geoffrey Boycott That former Nanaplaza poster Val Doonican that owes me fifty quid Julia Roberts That squeaky voiced poofter cunt out of Bronski Beat The uniformed copper that "ferried me home" last Saturday Jehovah's Witnesses Ronaldo Sharon Stone Mormons Zico Brad Pitt Liza Minelli Madonna That wee cunt that plays Harry Potter Bobby Davro Hello Kitty Can't think of any more now, but all recommendations appreciated, jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Jeff Archer lives about four miles from me, shall I go and admin a good beating by proxy? Oh Bono is a cunt, a big fat unshaved smelly infected one at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted February 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Yeah, give the smart arsed poncey wine swilling cunt one from me. His book about being in prison was quite good read, like. Still a twat, though. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Geof Boycott...i would rather look at paint drying than see him bat...and talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Most mormans I know are actually good fun, fucked up religous wise but good fun, Would rather thump someother group Johnny Howard comes to mind, and off course anyone one calledd bush DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 So it's not just me who hates Jude Law. He's a knobber of the first order and I don't say that lightly. Lotsa others:- Timmy Mallett Noel Edmonds Trinny & Susannah The Streets Eminem The twat behind the Big Brother concept and all the fuckwits who have ever appeared on it Simon Le Bon Nick Griffin bad boy of the BNP Anyone who uses the phrase "don't you know who I am?" when trying to queue jump into trendy nightspots especially C list celebs The local gangster who runs a winebar near my office and made death threats against my boss, (then again, p'raps he should go on the cool list) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Tony Blair! Roy Keene,mind you he used to be a professional boxer and won all his bouts!:: The chef who used to do the cooking at the restuarant before mrs Rusty took over:cussing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Who's face would you like to give a good punching to? MM's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted February 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Oh yeah, and I just remembered... Some other twats that deserve a good sound faceful of fivers include: Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman That bloke that played drums in The Police Sting (again) Jonathan Ross Brett Anderson, the heroin addict singer bloke out of Suede Bruce Willis The poofy bass player out of The Manic Street Preachers Johnny Depp Gary Numan Bill Oddie Tim Brooke Taylor Grahame Garden Anyone called Graham that adds a final 'e' to his name That black poofter that does the "instant cooking" programme in the UK Ruud Van Nistelrooy Diana Spencer (bit late for that one, like) Prince Charles and his two idiot kids Dodi El-Fayed's dad That bloke that sings in Simply Red, Mick Hucknall The bloke that sings in Echo and the Bunnymen The bloke that sings in The Human League John Major The bald bloke that took over after John Major, William Hague something or other John Travolta and his christian scientist bullshite David Sylvian Christian Slater Eminem Janet Jackson Michael Jackson Jacques Derrida (bit late for that one, too) Martin Amis Andrew Lloyd Webber Anyone who's ever appeared in a Lord of the Rings movie Mariah Carey jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted February 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Sukhumvit said:So it's not just me who hates Jude Law. He's a knobber of the first order and I don't say that lightly. Do you know his address? If so, PM me. I know a few lads who'd go round and give him a good seeing to. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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