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Fiery Jack

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Who's face would you like to give a good punching to?

 

Jeffrey Archer

David Beckham's missus

Bono out of U2

My ex-wife

Her lawyer

Jude Law

David Soul

Wayne Rooney

Mick Lister (barman at the Swiler Arms that barred me again last Saturday)

Graham Norton

Sting

TV magicians

Avril Lavingne

Tony Blair

Geoffrey Boycott

That former Nanaplaza poster Val Doonican that owes me fifty quid

Julia Roberts

That squeaky voiced poofter cunt out of Bronski Beat

The uniformed copper that "ferried me home" last Saturday

Jehovah's Witnesses

Ronaldo

Sharon Stone

Mormons

Zico

Brad Pitt

Liza Minelli

Madonna

That wee cunt that plays Harry Potter

Bobby Davro

Hello Kitty

 

 

 

 

 

Can't think of any more now, but all recommendations appreciated,

 

jack :help:

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Jeff Archer lives about four miles from me, shall I go and admin a good beating by proxy?

 

Oh Bono is a cunt, a big fat unshaved smelly infected one at that.

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So it's not just me who hates Jude Law. He's a knobber of the first order and I don't say that lightly.

 

Lotsa others:-

 

Timmy Mallett

Noel Edmonds

Trinny & Susannah

The Streets

Eminem

The twat behind the Big Brother concept and all the fuckwits who have ever appeared on it

Simon Le Bon

Nick Griffin bad boy of the BNP

Anyone who uses the phrase "don't you know who I am?" when trying to queue jump into trendy nightspots especially C list celebs

The local gangster who runs a winebar near my office and made death threats against my boss, (then again, p'raps he should go on the cool list)

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Oh yeah, and I just remembered... Some other twats that deserve a good sound faceful of fivers include:

 

Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman

That bloke that played drums in The Police

Sting (again)

Jonathan Ross

Brett Anderson, the heroin addict singer bloke out of Suede

Bruce Willis

The poofy bass player out of The Manic Street Preachers

Johnny Depp

Gary Numan

Bill Oddie

Tim Brooke Taylor

Grahame Garden

Anyone called Graham that adds a final 'e' to his name

That black poofter that does the "instant cooking" programme in the UK

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Diana Spencer (bit late for that one, like)

Prince Charles and his two idiot kids

Dodi El-Fayed's dad

That bloke that sings in Simply Red, Mick Hucknall

The bloke that sings in Echo and the Bunnymen

The bloke that sings in The Human League

John Major

The bald bloke that took over after John Major, William Hague something or other

John Travolta and his christian scientist bullshite

David Sylvian

Christian Slater

Eminem

Janet Jackson

Michael Jackson

Jacques Derrida (bit late for that one, too)

Martin Amis

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Anyone who's ever appeared in a Lord of the Rings movie

Mariah Carey

 

 

jack :help:

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