Nervous_Dog Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Can I have it back please? I have learnt you Mother is fine, your ffather is down at the Royal, and Jersey cow is still giving plenty of milk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 gotta love the food at xmas though,especailly if you sitting at your mums table,turkey/stuffing,spuds gravy etc.then afterwards so you cant make cheesecakes,sweets. theres also a nightclub full of all ages open on xmas day we go to and normally have a laugh,that is if you can find the room for a beer!! We're all going eat extra brussel sprouts this year and have a farting contest xmas night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 200K,FUCK!They'll be some arse licking going on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 My secret Medway carp swim on the bend at 11 o' clock from the red circle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 <> Do you complement this by wearing white tracksuit bottoms, baseball cap and prison white trainers, innit. Are You becoming a CHAV ?!!!!!! <<200K,FUCK!They'll be some arse licking going on there! >> Thats the biggest understatement of the year. <> I hope Poles dont read this because bye bye carp!...unless Tescos, Ashford start stocking carp which I hear lots of supermarkets in england will this xmas as its a delicacy for poles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Maybe you're thinking if crap ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I do live in the postal district of Chatham,Kent you know.The original home of the "chav"! As for the bingo win,I hope it wasn't that no good,cunt of a cousin of her's as there would certainly mean there is no God/Buddha! The winner will probably loose most of it in one of those dodgy share scheme scams that are going on in the area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 nope not her, infact i dont think you know her....shes going to make a donation to a uk charity as she won it here.......fishermeninpoverty.org is a worthy one that springs to mind!......i hope to buddha she keeps away from these share schemes you can assume the role of the godfather of the chavs, but you'll need to trade in your motor for a 97 nova! oh and the body was found today in the cam, i suppose he had a skin full and fell in or got chaved out Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Thank fuck it wasn't S****t the famous Little Shelford drunk who lives opposite your folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 hes got more gumption i think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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