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You might try showing the girl a photo of what you want. You can probably find a porno web site with suitable pictures you could download and print.

 

Carry them around with you to the bars, and happen to be stopped by the cops... pretty good explanation needed for that one! :crazy:

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Hey Ikkrang,

 

I am still alive and kicking. Just no time to post as I am on the road for the last 3 months already. Of course in LoS and Malaysia too. Still have another 3 months left. And am enjoying every second of it! Only problem is havent had any Pussy yet and some cocks but no staying power or too small for me or very obsessed jerking me off in the way they want to do it or had learned before!!! I find that so strange why not make a woman more hot the way she wants it, you will get more out of it! Oh there i start rambling again. Pee sex. All bitter foods like asparagus, dark greens or beans taste bitter. You want it SWEET? Eat corn and if you are totally vegetarian your juice is always sweet and no smelly Pussies or Dick. And if you drink the middle part of your own morning piss it heals you too! Cause of the hormones it contains. 10 sips a day. Dont drink the first part cause of bacteria. Any other controversial subjects and unknowns?

 

SU later

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Thanks TC, you really are a font of all knowledge.

 

>I'm sure I read somewhere on this site that pineapple makes spunk taste good - maybe from Topcatta, so perhaps it does the same for pee ,

 

Is that true for sperm? I'd enjoy giving a friend a nice surprise one day.

 

welcome back.

 

Let us know when you're likely to hit BKK, unfortunately, I'm not likely to make it there often at the moment.

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Well, guys, what can I say!!! I'm amazed that the topic lasted so well and, looking at the number of hits and replies, has certainly generated some interest.

I'd like to thank all the posters of helpful language ideas and especially those who wrote the

PM's - brilliant help to a real novice when it comes to the Thai language!!

I just returned from a business trip back to South America and the Australia and I managed to scam a few days in Bangkok on the way back to Europe. I did think of doing a trip report but I'm not that good a writer - hate to bore you all!

Managed to try some of the newly-learned phrases and, together with signs and Tinglish, I hit success three times out of four approaches - can't be too bad for an old sod like me!!

The only confusion I still have is the actual word for pee - is it chee, shee or shay - rising, falling or flat tone - seemed to vary a bit and I didn't really understand it fully?? Please some expert let me know as I'm planning a longer visit to Thailand next month

cheers

 

 

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After more than 2 years of living here I can tell you for sure that:

 

Getting them to pee on you = not that hard.

 

Getting them to let you pee on them = much harder.

 

I find some sort of combination of "Chop kin chee mai?" or "Chop doom chee mai?" usually gets the point across.

 

If they are still confused, the word "toilet" and miming using a firehose will clue her in.

 

Chee is a flat tone I believe!

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